smoking and usage

StonrReeknHavoc · #1 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 02:28 AM

So we're hitting the bong packed with afghan kush earlier today in my buddy's backyard. We're staring at his new plants that just sprouted and he starts talking about how he jerked off in the one plant that looked the best of the bunch. He says that he thinks the sperm is absorbed by the roots and travels throughout the plant making it stronger and it makes for better bud. He says it with such seriousness it would convince anybody. I'm stoned so I start thinking about how it makes sense because of protein or something and it would probably make some sticky bud. I think it's funny cuz I'm stoned...I dunno....later haha

br3ad_ · #2 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 02:34 AM

Lmao, i love the stoned ideas, they sound so logical, that MIGHT work, not sure, there is protein in jiz..it might have a weird effect tho lol..

GreenLantern420 · #3 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by StonrReeknHavoc

So we're hitting the bong packed with afghan kush earlier today in my buddy's backyard. We're staring at his new plants that just sprouted and he starts talking about how he jerked off in the one plant that looked the best of the bunch. He says that he thinks the sperm is absorbed by the roots and travels throughout the plant making it stronger and it makes for better bud. He says it with such seriousness it would convince anybody. I'm stoned so I start thinking about how it makes sense because of protein or something and it would probably make some sticky bud. I think it's funny cuz I'm stoned...I dunno....later haha

There could be somethin to it, but what Im wondering is; so your buddy just walked in his backyard and started beatin it on his plant? lol

StonrReeknHavoc · #4 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenLantern420

so your buddy just walked in his backyard and started beatin it on his plant? lol

LOL no, I think he had them inside one night and in his stoned state thought that this idea would work. Things like this seem genius while high lol. We seriously thought we may have cum across some new growing techniques.

StonrReeknHavoc · #5 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 03:00 AM

So I just found out that what he did was rub one out into those little shot glasses for cough medicine and then he drilled a hole to the root and poured it in. LOL I think it's hillarious that he put so much work into this idea. I hope it works somehow haha.

curtisdeee · #6 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 06:41 PM

this is where the term STICKY and ICKY come into play.

Xavizard · #7 (**permalink**) 06-03-2006, 11:50 PM

So... he mated with the plant? Does that mean he fertilized the seeds?
hahahaha
i wanna know how that one goes.

sirsm0kesal0t · #8 (**permalink**) 06-07-2006, 09:35 PM

Note to Self: Don't smoke that guy's weed.

AndyPL · #9 (**permalink**) 06-10-2006, 10:52 PM

I hope it doesn't make as much sense as you think it does, because if that kind of thing gets out and growers around here start jizzing on their plants I'll just plain stop smoking.

hoast · #10 (**permalink**) 06-10-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyPL

I hope it doesn't make as much sense as you think it does, because if that kind of thing gets out and growers around here start jizzing on their plants I'll just plain stop smoking.

Lmao that reminds me of a thread on here a long time ago with someone asking if anyone elses dealer puts pubes in his bags to keep the bud fresher.

StonrReeknHavoc · #11 (**permalink**) 06-14-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by hoast

Lmao that reminds me of a thread on here a long time ago with someone asking if anyone elses dealer puts pubes in his bags to keep the bud fresher.

HAHAHAHA that's hillarious

BrickInTheWall · #12 (**permalink**) 06-14-2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sirsm0kesal0t

Note to Self: Don't smoke that guy's weed.

I agree

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Originally Posted by AndyPL

I hope it doesn't make as much sense as you think it does, because if that kind of thing gets out and growers around here start jizzing on their plants I'll just plain stop smoking.

I agree more

slyjonnyrummble · #13 (**permalink**) 07-08-2006, 06:38 AM

that would be funny if the nugs ended up lookin like him you know like a baby lol

tehMX · #14 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 08:23 PM

I just hope some dumbass doesn't read this and confuse it...

GROWER: Well, here's your ten sack.
BUYER: What..the..fuck is on my weed?
GROWER: Oh, well I read on GC that if you jizz on the weed, it make's it more potent or something.
BUYER: ...give me my money back asshole.

GreenLantern420 · #15 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 08:35 PM

Mutant weed child!!!

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#1 (permalink) 05-11-2006, 02:28 AM
StonrReeknHavoc Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Orange Cunty, CA Posts: 223	*Friends Funny Ideas While Stoned* So we're hitting the bong packed with afghan kush earlier today in my buddy's backyard. We're staring at his new plants that just sprouted and he starts talking about how he jerked off in the one plant that looked the best of the bunch. He says that he thinks the sperm is absorbed by the roots and travels throughout the plant making it stronger and it makes for better bud. He says it with such seriousness it would convince anybody. I'm stoned so I start thinking about how it makes sense because of protein or something and it would probably make some sticky bud. I think it's funny cuz I'm stoned...I dunno....later haha

#2 (permalink) 05-11-2006, 02:34 AM
br3ad_ <-KiNg-> Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hamilton, Ontario 9-Oh-5 Posts: 5,368	Lmao, i love the stoned ideas, they sound so logical, that MIGHT work, not sure, there is protein in jiz..it might have a weird effect tho lol.. __________________

#5 (permalink) 05-11-2006, 03:00 AM
StonrReeknHavoc Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Orange Cunty, CA Posts: 223	So I just found out that what he did was rub one out into those little shot glasses for cough medicine and then he drilled a hole to the root and poured it in. LOL I think it's hillarious that he put so much work into this idea. I hope it works somehow haha.

#6 (permalink) 05-11-2006, 06:41 PM
curtisdeee Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 86	this is where the term STICKY and ICKY come into play.

#7 (permalink) 06-03-2006, 11:50 PM
Xavizard Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 102	So... he mated with the plant? Does that mean he fertilized the seeds? hahahaha i wanna know how that one goes.

#8 (permalink) 06-07-2006, 09:35 PM
sirsm0kesal0t Illegitimate Son of God Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Columbia, S.C. Posts: 1,873	Note to Self: Don't smoke that guy's weed. __________________ The next statement is False. The Last statement is True.

#9 (permalink) 06-10-2006, 10:52 PM
AndyPL Spaced Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Quebec Posts: 1,063	I hope it doesn't make as much sense as you think it does, because if that kind of thing gets out and growers around here start jizzing on their plants I'll just plain stop smoking. __________________ Pack a bowl and check out my psychedelic drawings! Why can't we be friends?

#13 (permalink) 07-08-2006, 06:38 AM
slyjonnyrummble Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: astoria oregon Posts: 104	that would be funny if the nugs ended up lookin like him you know like a baby lol

#15 (permalink) 07-11-2006, 08:35 PM
GreenLantern420 Insert user title (mod) Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Spring Hill,FL Posts: 4,741 Blog Entries: 4	Mutant weed child!!! __________________ "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace" Jimi Hendrix

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