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Old 04-19-2001, 11:57 PM
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*Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women!
*It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid
them!
*A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
*The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!
*There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!
*The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'!
*Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed... pawed
*The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!
* Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints!
* Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow!
*A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!
*The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons!
*The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
* A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
*After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
*Most lipstick contains fish scales!
*Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands!
* No piece of dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
*Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
*Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants!
* Porcupines float in water!
* Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head"!
*The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
*The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
*Cat's urine glows under a black-light!
*The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1!
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist!
*Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland!
*A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average!
*Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
*A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night!
*Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
*A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
*A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
*Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
*The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!
*One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
* Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
* Over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
* Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!
* During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
* Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
* Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
*There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
* About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
* More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
*Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
*Slugs have 4 noses!
* Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours!
* Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet!
* The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year!
* A jellyfish is 95 percent water!
* The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs!
* More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
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