Sure signs you may be a Redneck.

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Sure signs you may be a Redneck.

1: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
2: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
3: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
4: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
5: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
6: You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
7: You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
8: You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
9: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
10: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
11: People hear your car a long time before they see it.
12: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
13: You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
14: MOTEL 6 turns OFF the lights when they see you coming.
15: You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins,
"For a good time call...."
16: You bought a VCR because wrestling is on while your at work.
17: Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas
dinner.
18: Your spouse has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
19: You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
20: You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.