SPEEDING

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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to
himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five little old ladies-two in
the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The
driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was
doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know
that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing the speed limit exactly --
twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says quite proudly. The state
police officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "22" was
the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned sheepishly and thanked the officer for
pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask...is everyone in this car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep
this whole time," the officer says with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, Officer. We just got off Route 119."