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GrassMyHash · #1 (**permalink**) 03-16-2006, 11:17 PM

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

boredjim8 · #2 (**permalink**) 03-17-2006, 05:03 PM

ahahhahahaha =D

scoobydooby67 · #3 (**permalink**) 03-17-2006, 05:10 PM

i read the same joke before but instead the dicks got bigger every floor up.

Bourbon_420 · #4 (**permalink**) 03-17-2006, 05:13 PM

Hahaha holy shit. +rep

KingsBlend · #5 (**permalink**) 03-17-2006, 09:26 PM

nice joke

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#1 (permalink) 03-16-2006, 11:17 PM
GrassMyHash GMH Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 229	The Husband Store!!! The Husband Store ... A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! __________________ Life is a chemical Imbalance, Weed is the missing Equation!!

#2 (permalink) 03-17-2006, 05:03 PM
boredjim8 Unregistered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Doylestown, PA(near philly) Posts: 2,516	ahahhahahaha =D __________________

#3 (permalink) 03-17-2006, 05:10 PM
scoobydooby67 Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 6,814	i read the same joke before but instead the dicks got bigger every floor up.

#4 (permalink) 03-17-2006, 05:13 PM
Bourbon_420 Breathe steady old man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Woods of Canada.... eh. Posts: 1,281	Hahaha holy shit. +rep __________________ "Burn out the day. Burn out the night. I can't see no reason to put up a fight." -Blue Oyster Cult. "All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost." -Gandalf Greyhame.

#5 (permalink) 03-17-2006, 09:26 PM
KingsBlend Veteran Toker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 193	nice joke __________________ GRS- Grasscity Responsible Smoker

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