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just_a_girl · #1 (**permalink**) 01-26-2006, 10:22 PM

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What? Who cares, it was too bright in here anyway...

Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls.
One says to the other i sure wish i could do that.
The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

br3ad_ · #2 (**permalink**) 01-26-2006, 10:56 PM

HAHAHAH ROFLMAO! omg..those are the best stoner jokes ive heard, actually some of the only stoner ones i heard/read..

Mango_Man0727 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-27-2006, 01:41 AM

the last one was hilarious! the others were alright but the last one trumps them all

AndyPL · #4 (**permalink**) 01-28-2006, 08:01 AM

Last one is the best. Good stuff, made me laugh as hell!

smokerings · #5 (**permalink**) 01-28-2006, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by just_a_girl

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What? Who cares, it was too bright in here anyway...

Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls.
One says to the other i sure wish i could do that.
The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

can you believe I have done all of those sober?

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#1 (permalink) 01-26-2006, 10:22 PM
just_a_girl white widow Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bratislava, Slovakia Posts: 278	do you know the one about the stoner.. A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!" Q: How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What? Who cares, it was too bright in here anyway... Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other i sure wish i could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

#2 (permalink) 01-26-2006, 10:56 PM
br3ad_ <-KiNg-> Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hamilton, Ontario 9-Oh-5 Posts: 5,368	HAHAHAH ROFLMAO! omg..those are the best stoner jokes ive heard, actually some of the only stoner ones i heard/read.. __________________ Last edited by br3ad_; 01-29-2006 at 01:31 AM.

#3 (permalink) 01-27-2006, 01:41 AM
Mango_Man0727 Live for the Dank Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 68	the last one was hilarious! the others were alright but the last one trumps them all

#4 (permalink) 01-28-2006, 08:01 AM
AndyPL Spaced Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Quebec Posts: 1,063	Last one is the best. Good stuff, made me laugh as hell!

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