white guy, i aint tho it was so funny, but eh...

420 Shade · #1 (**permalink**) 01-10-2006, 09:12 PM

Elevator

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, " I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
`Turn Around.' "

hoast · #2 (**permalink**) 01-10-2006, 09:57 PM

LoLtr0nnuggets

Sails · #3 (**permalink**) 01-11-2006, 11:34 PM

Hahahaha.

syntax13 · #4 (**permalink**) 01-12-2006, 02:51 AM

heard it before but still a very funny joke

TokinBlue · #5 (**permalink**) 01-12-2006, 04:14 AM

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha

thank you for that, that lightened my mood so much

br3ad_ · #6 (**permalink**) 01-12-2006, 04:50 AM

HAHAHAHA, thats awesome! ahhaha...roflmao

Sh@wN · #7 (**permalink**) 01-12-2006, 04:53 AM

rotflmfao.hahahahahha that's fuckin grand!!, thanks for posting.

tjf2000 · #8 (**permalink**) 01-16-2006, 08:11 PM

hahaa

MarleyIsLegend · #9 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008, 03:48 AM

hahahaha thats just fucked up

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#1 (permalink) 01-10-2006, 09:12 PM
420 Shade Lovein My S13, S14!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Land Off Heartless... Posts: 2,082	white guy, i aint tho it was so funny, but eh... Elevator A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, " I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, `Turn Around.' " __________________ <a href="http://www.GraffitiGen.com/"><img src="http://www.GraffitiGen.com/created/15394580.gif" border="0" alt="http://www.GraffitiGen.com/ - Graffiti Creator"></a>

#2 (permalink) 01-10-2006, 09:57 PM
hoast Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 612 Posts: 4,727	LoLtr0nnuggets

#3 (permalink) 01-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Sails Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Essex County, NJ Posts: 114	Hahahaha.

#4 (permalink) 01-12-2006, 02:51 AM
syntax13 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 1,699	heard it before but still a very funny joke

#5 (permalink) 01-12-2006, 04:14 AM
TokinBlue Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 8,769 Blog Entries: 2	hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahha thank you for that, that lightened my mood so much

#6 (permalink) 01-12-2006, 04:50 AM
br3ad_ <-KiNg-> Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hamilton, Ontario 9-Oh-5 Posts: 5,357	HAHAHAHA, thats awesome! ahhaha...roflmao __________________

#7 (permalink) 01-12-2006, 04:53 AM
Sh@wN Light My Fire Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: MN Posts: 477	rotflmfao.hahahahahha that's fuckin grand!!, thanks for posting. __________________

#8 (permalink) 01-16-2006, 08:11 PM
tjf2000 420 4Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 539	hahaa __________________ ..That's it!...Thats the melody to Funky Town...

#9 (permalink) 08-05-2008, 03:48 AM
MarleyIsLegend Smoke Up or Toke Up?!?! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Reading, Pa Posts: 27	hahahaha thats just fucked up __________________ (Live Life Every Night To Toke Up And Reach New Hieghts) -Get up stand up, stand up for your rights get up stand up dont give up the fight-Bob Marley-

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