You know your stoned when.....

hippycowgirl · #1 (**permalink**) 10-21-2005, 11:20 PM

You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

Your bags empty

Your papers are gone

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.

Come on!!!!! Give me more.

Sir.KillerBee · #2 (**permalink**) 10-21-2005, 11:24 PM

[QUOTE=hippycowgirl]You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

I have no word for it......ROFL............

Sir.KillerBee · #3 (**permalink**) 10-21-2005, 11:25 PM

HA ha hha ha ha ha

POTSTYLZ · #4 (**permalink**) 10-21-2005, 11:44 PM

there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow

Kosmic Kronick · #5 (**permalink**) 10-22-2005, 05:35 PM

You know your high when you say you're late for school and run out the door and half way through you realize you graduated awhile ago

Wykid · #6 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 11:56 AM

you know your stoned when you light your cig the wrong way.

you know your stoned when you go to In n Out and stand there for 20 mins trying to figure out what to get.

IGotTheCottons · #7 (**permalink**) 10-24-2005, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POTSTYLZ

there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow

LOL! I've done that before

You know you're a stoner when you uh...

D3vO · #8 (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 01:52 AM

You know you're a stoner when you smoke weed frequently!

Wykid · #9 (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D3vO

You know you're a stoner when you smoke weed frequently!

NewSense · #10 (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 08:01 AM

You know your a Stoner When You Wait For 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were sopposed to smoke 9 minutes ago..

You know youe a stoner when you Make a bowl of Cerial at midnight..and walk out of the kitchen after making the bowl..and you sit on your couch and realize your missing your bowl of cerial..

You know your a stoner when..Youve Got ALL THE FAMILY GUY DVD's!!..

All true stories lol

Rampede · #11 (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 09:11 PM

you also know your a stoner when you cant sleep cus u are horney as fuck and are sooo hungry u think ur starving so you go to the kitchen at 2 am and make brownies...while they're cooking your laying on the couch and then you forget about them and go to sleep but wake up to the oven billowing smoke lol it happend to me!!! the brownies where black!

daiseyduked · #12 (**permalink**) 10-25-2005, 09:14 PM

when u resort to useing a spaghetti noodle as a light when u have no lighters around. blah....i recommend just goin to the store and buying a lighter

IGotTheCottons · #13 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 03:03 AM

When you open a door, then walk into it anyway.

When you cough up a lugie and it tastes like bong water (not funny, but still

).

When you say things like "I wish I were a little bit stoneder".

When you fall over - and you think the world has flipped on it's side - so you're grabbing onto the grass to keep from falling off the world.

Rampede · #14 (**permalink**) 10-26-2005, 04:02 AM

hmmm never been that high..sounds fun tho

mattd_9 · #15 (**permalink**) 10-27-2005, 06:06 AM

-when you put the wrong end of the pipe into your mouth and burn yourself (my friend did this)

-you light a joint and it sets on fire and burns ur face and you dont notice until after ur hit (I did this)

-you stare at the T.V when its not turned on....

-when you dive for the lazyboy and miss it

-try to run up the down escalator (wait a sec i do that wen im sober

)

im all outa ideas for now.

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#1 (permalink) 10-21-2005, 11:20 PM
hippycowgirl pothead Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: smalltown,USA Posts: 20	You know your stoned when..... You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story) Your bags empty Your papers are gone You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin. Come on!!!!! Give me more.

#2 (permalink) 10-21-2005, 11:24 PM
Sir.KillerBee Grateful Ganja Guru Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 66	[QUOTE=hippycowgirl]You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story) I have no word for it......ROFL............ __________________ ----------------------------------------------------------------- Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life; so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!

#3 (permalink) 10-21-2005, 11:25 PM
Sir.KillerBee Grateful Ganja Guru Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 66	HA ha hha ha ha ha __________________ ----------------------------------------------------------------- Life is a waste of time; time is a waste of life; so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life!!!

#4 (permalink) 10-21-2005, 11:44 PM
POTSTYLZ DANCE FUCKER DANCE! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NC Posts: 1,693	there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow __________________ GC helplinehttp://forum.grasscity.com/general/1...-helpline.html

#5 (permalink) 10-22-2005, 05:35 PM
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#6 (permalink) 10-24-2005, 11:56 AM
Wykid aka Lucipher Cy Young Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: CITY OF GODS Posts: 3,860	you know your stoned when you light your cig the wrong way. you know your stoned when you go to In n Out and stand there for 20 mins trying to figure out what to get. __________________

#10 (permalink) 10-25-2005, 08:01 AM
NewSense Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6	You know your a Stoner When You Wait For 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were sopposed to smoke 9 minutes ago.. You know youe a stoner when you Make a bowl of Cerial at midnight..and walk out of the kitchen after making the bowl..and you sit on your couch and realize your missing your bowl of cerial.. You know your a stoner when..Youve Got ALL THE FAMILY GUY DVD's!!.. All true stories lol

#11 (permalink) 10-25-2005, 09:11 PM
Rampede Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 855	you also know your a stoner when you cant sleep cus u are horney as fuck and are sooo hungry u think ur starving so you go to the kitchen at 2 am and make brownies...while they're cooking your laying on the couch and then you forget about them and go to sleep but wake up to the oven billowing smoke lol it happend to me!!! the brownies where black!

#12 (permalink) 10-25-2005, 09:14 PM
daiseyduked *potpixie* Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canadian Superstar Stoner Posts: 1,915	when u resort to useing a spaghetti noodle as a light when u have no lighters around. blah....i recommend just goin to the store and buying a lighter __________________ The most beautiful experience we can have is the mystical,it is the power of true art and science - Albert Einstein Peace will come when each of us goes within,and realizes that we are all equal aspects of God;then we can all sit together in harmony - A Spiritual Warrior

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#14 (permalink) 10-26-2005, 04:02 AM
Rampede Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 855	hmmm never been that high..sounds fun tho

#15 (permalink) 10-27-2005, 06:06 AM
mattd_9 Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 131	-when you put the wrong end of the pipe into your mouth and burn yourself (my friend did this) -you light a joint and it sets on fire and burns ur face and you dont notice until after ur hit (I did this) -you stare at the T.V when its not turned on.... -when you dive for the lazyboy and miss it -try to run up the down escalator (wait a sec i do that wen im sober ) im all outa ideas for now. __________________ "Live By The Gun, Die By The Bullet"