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Old 10-21-2005, 10:20 PM
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You know your stoned when.....

You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

Your bags empty

Your papers are gone

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.



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Old 10-21-2005, 10:24 PM
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[quote=hippycowgirl]You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

I have no word for it......ROFL............
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:25 PM
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:44 PM
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there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow
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You know your high when you say you're late for school and run out the door and half way through you realize you graduated awhile ago
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:56 AM
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you know your stoned when you light your cig the wrong way.

you know your stoned when you go to In n Out and stand there for 20 mins trying to figure out what to get.
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Old 10-24-2005, 10:31 PM
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there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow
LOL! I've done that before

You know you're a stoner when you uh...

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You know you're a stoner when you smoke weed frequently!
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Old 10-25-2005, 12:57 AM
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Old 10-25-2005, 07:01 AM
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You know your a Stoner When You Wait For 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were sopposed to smoke 9 minutes ago..

You know youe a stoner when you Make a bowl of Cerial at midnight..and walk out of the kitchen after making the bowl..and you sit on your couch and realize your missing your bowl of cerial..

You know your a stoner when..Youve Got ALL THE FAMILY GUY DVD's!!..

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Old 10-25-2005, 08:11 PM
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you also know your a stoner when you cant sleep cus u are horney as fuck and are sooo hungry u think ur starving so you go to the kitchen at 2 am and make brownies...while they're cooking your laying on the couch and then you forget about them and go to sleep but wake up to the oven billowing smoke lol it happend to me!!! the brownies where black!
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when u resort to useing a spaghetti noodle as a light when u have no lighters around. blah....i recommend just goin to the store and buying a lighter
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When you open a door, then walk into it anyway.

When you cough up a lugie and it tastes like bong water (not funny, but still ).

When you say things like "I wish I were a little bit stoneder".

When you fall over - and you think the world has flipped on it's side - so you're grabbing onto the grass to keep from falling off the world.
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hmmm never been that high..sounds fun tho
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-when you put the wrong end of the pipe into your mouth and burn yourself (my friend did this)

-you light a joint and it sets on fire and burns ur face and you dont notice until after ur hit (I did this)

-you stare at the T.V when its not turned on....

-when you dive for the lazyboy and miss it

-try to run up the down escalator (wait a sec i do that wen im sober )

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