You know your stoned when.....

[Do The Dramatic]

Originally Posted by Seyer

and you know your blown when you spend 10 hrs sitting on petes couch ( I know you guys have seen thats classic peice of marijuana propaganda) hahaha

Hahahahahaha, yes!

[BlazedinLH]

You know you're a stoner when this happens: I was cleaning my horse's pens and this crazy bastard of a horse pretty much runs me over. Knocks me on my ass and I hurt my ankle in the proccess (later found it to be broken). The nieghbor sees it and helps me up...as she is helping me out of the arena I get a call from my connect saying he is leaving the house to meet at our spot. I decline to be driven home (thank God I don't drive a stick cuz it was my left ankle) so that I can meet my connect on time....yeah....smoked a bowl and the ankle stopped hurting.

You know you're stoned when you spend 4 hours dremaling a hole in a vase from walmart to make a bong.....................but then break it by falling off your dam horse cuz you thought it would be awesome to christen your new piece you made out in the middle of the desert and ride back stoned as fuck.....

you know you're stoned when you come home and get in the shower with all your clothes on

you know you're stoned when the clock magically jumps from 9:00 to 12:00 in about 2 minutes

you know you're a stoner when you keep the one fragment of your first broken glass piece as a memorial to it


I need a joint.........now.........

[Overflow]

Originally Posted by BlazedinLH

I need a joint.........now.........

Same i haven't smoked for a week and i cant wait till tomorrow (setting up a tent in a field and hotboxing it )

[Interrupted.]

Originally Posted by hippycowgirl

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.

QFT. LOL.

You know you're blazed when...

You begin to philosophize on the circumstances of a righteous fade.

You get over talking midway through a sentence.

You get over posting on GrassCity because you rather do something more lively.

[boston686]

you know your stoned when you try and pass a cat a blunt (true story mah friend did it and after 2 minutes i was liek wheres that blunt and i look down and hes fuckin holdin it in front a cat)

you know your a stoner when your on the phone with your gf and then its your turn to hit the bong and you try and figure out a way to hit the bong and listen to the phone but finally realize its not going to work and are just like fuck it and then put the phone down hit the bong and grab the phone and are just liek did you say something cuz i was hittin the bong (did that once my friend juss looked at me and then looked at the phone and was like WOW and im just like what ?)


and you know your stoned when you took the time to type that entire story

[sonerboy77]

You know you're stoned when you and your friends get caught in a flash flood smoking outside.

True story.

[Peyote]

You know your baked as shit when you find yourself at Burger King with no money cus you spent that shit on weed...

[AK-420]

You know you're stoned...
When you spend an hour trying to explain a conversation you had with someone else to another person, only to realize it was them you had the conversation with in the first place.
When you make the most delicious cheesy bread you've ever had on a pan that you discover the next morning was filthy, covered in dust and animal hair... that was REALLY gross.
When you talk to your cat and get angry because they're not replying
If you talk to your cat......... and they do reply!
If you watch a show that completely blows your mind with it's genius, then you realize the next day you were watching Barney
If you play through just one level of a video game, then look over and find the clock has somehow skipped five hours
If you wake up at 11pm and wonder where the hell the sun went

[CFGK]

-when you forget to put your stash away then freak out the next time you want a bowl.

-when you spill your cup three times at denny's and there forced to bring you a sippy cup.

-having the munchies and mixing whats left at the bottom of all the cereal boxes.

[doublewhopper]

you know your high when you're at albertsons at 1:00 in the morning buying 2 jars of marshmellow cream

[Frisbeetoke]

Originally Posted by boston686

you know your a stoner when your on the phone with your gf and then its your turn to hit the bong and you try and figure out a way to hit the bong and listen to the phone but finally realize its not going to work and are just like fuck it and then put the phone down hit the bong and grab the phone and are just liek did you say something cuz i was hittin the bong (did that once my friend juss looked at me and then looked at the phone and was like WOW and im just like what ?)


and you know your stoned when you took the time to type that entire story

hahahahah wow.

.. you know youre stoned when you have to reread that paragraph just to remember what it was about

[4twizzy.]

when you walk back into your room after having a pipe and a joint in search for your shoes, you put them on and walk back outside after 10 minutes with them on you wonder why your feet hurt and then you look down and realise your shoes are on the wrong way round .......

definitely one of my finer moments.

[mattc707]

You know your stoned when:
Your on your lunch break, walking out of Panda Express after picking up some food.
Wallet in one hand, I'm using the other hand to pat down my pockets looking for my wallet.
I tell my buddy I think I left my wallet inside, and I turn around to go back in, when I see the wallet in my other hand.

Good times.

[stoerokinit]

When you play with your fingers how Mr. Burns does when he's thinking of an evil plan because they feel all tingly inside.

[grassman11]

you know you're stoned when you have a 2 hour walk home you just leave then suddenly realize you are at home and don't have any recollection of walking what so ever (happened last night)