You know your stoned when.....

[Stamppad]

You know you're a stoner when...

-you go to get up and realize that you haven't sat down yet.
-6 feet feels like 6 miles.
-you try to think of a logical way to make a bowl out of a toilet.
-you walk into your friends room and wonder why someone is sleeping in your bed(roommate wasnt too thrilled).
-a picture of aloe vera on a hand lotion bottle makes you crack up.
-you hide your lighter, piece and stash in a new spot after smoking, only to realize when you come down that its the same spot it was in before you smoked.
-you spend 3 hours straight surfing the Grasscity.com forum.

[CelicaDriver]

You know your stoned when you walk up to the counter in mcdonalds and it takes you 5 mins to order because you and your friend are laughing to much to talk.

true story, happened last month.

[Ivy Excess]

...you're watching a Star Wars flick and start talking shit a la Rocky Horror: Me and my buddy were watching Revenge of the Sith and the snarks just kept coming

Annie, I'm pregnant

Us: Cool, now I can fuck you without a condom!

When Yoda was fighting the Emperor:

Us: Good, that shit is...

You guys kinda had to be there, but the topper came right before the final battle and I decided to channel Freddie Mercury and sing,

"Mustafar, Mustafar, Mustafar outer rim"

Funny as hell...

[Sandbag]

Originally Posted by nugsRus

when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them your do physical harm to them (this happened, twice)

-When you take swings at a good friend because he pulled out your headphones in the middle of a good psytrance song segment
-When you sit there with cotton mouth for 10 minutes because your drink on the ground is, "too far away"
-When the bottom of your lighter has ash/resin stuck in the cracks
-When you actually enjoy christmas lights for the first time since you were 10
-When a cigarette feels like it takes at least a lifetime to smoke
-When urinating feels amazing with your body high
-When drive-through ordering is too hard so you park and go inside
-When you stop by a local headshop just to hang out for a while

[Ars moriendi]

Originally Posted by Ivy Excess

...you're watching a Star Wars flick and start talking shit a la Rocky Horror: Me and my buddy were watching Revenge of the Sith and the snarks just kept coming

Annie, I'm pregnant

Us: Cool, now I can fuck you without a condom!

When Yoda was fighting the Emperor:

Us: Good, that shit is...

You guys kinda had to be there, but the topper came right before the final battle and I decided to channel Freddie Mercury and sing,

"Mustafar, Mustafar, Mustafar outer rim"

Funny as hell...

I usually start doing all sorts of silly voices stoned within a group setting

some stupid phrase hits the boob tube and I start wise crackin' the show or commercial in everything from stewie to smeagol (the latter scares the living shit outta noobie tokers)

yelling 'we neeeeeeeeeeeeeeds it' behind some noob while they hit the joint...classic

[Specialk]

you know you're stoned when you've been watching zoolander for four days

you know you're stoned when you've been watching zoolander for two minutes

you know you're stoned when both of those happen at the same time ^

you know you're stoned when you're eating goldfish and all the sudden they turn into oreo's and right when you realized it they turn back to goldfish but then your dog wants goldfish so you feed him oreo's and he dies but he's still alive but then he comes back because he still wanted goldfish because you only gave him oero's but then you realize you didn't have any food and the only pet you have is a hamster named goldfish who really turned out to be a cat... and then you realize you're in your car at burger king ^_^

[slipknotbiker88]

Originally Posted by Specialk

you know you're stoned when you're eating goldfish and all the sudden they turn into oreo's and right when you realized it they turn back to goldfish but then your dog wants goldfish so you feed him oreo's and he dies but he's still alive but then he comes back because he still wanted goldfish because you only gave him oero's but then you realize you didn't have any food and the only pet you have is a hamster named goldfish who really turned out to be a cat... and then you realize you're in your car at burger king ^_^

You know you're stoned when you actually understood all of that, and you're nodding your head in complete agreement. +rep

[Mase-o]

You know your stoned when you put the CD your trying to listen to in upside down and then wonnder why it doesnt work.

[Yujit]

This might be up already but meh i'm too high to care...

You know your stoned when you go to the store to get some baccy and end up coming out with (deep breath) :

3 currys
2 stir frys
a massive bottle of coke
some smash
a tin of beans
a tin of beans with hotdogs
some milk
a sandwich

AND NO TOBACCO!

[p_squared342000]

- Ur reading this thread laughing and nodding-

you know your stoned when you read every single post in this thread

[Offspring123]

You know your stoned when your on GC and you type a long ass response, only to look over it and see a mistake and delete all of it and start over because you were too lazy to move the cursor to fix it.

You know your stoned when you decide to go outside to smoke some more and you spend forever looking for your jacket, and by the time your done looking your not high anymore. Then you get hot and take off your jacket.

[pinkfloyd]

Specialk that was a great little story and when i finished reading it i was like, ok that all sounds fine to me

[Ars moriendi]

you know you're high when you can't say 'drugs are bad' without laughing into a fit

[Ivy Excess]

Ya know you're stoned when you have a conversation with your cat, and he nods in agreement.

At least I think he did...

[420smoker]

Originally Posted by CelicaDriver

You know your stoned when you walk up to the counter in mcdonalds and it takes you 5 mins to order because you and your friend are laughing to much to talk.

true story, happened last month.

Everyday, everyday.

Except we go to Wendy's alot.