You know your stoned when.....

[theghost]

u kno u hi wen yur cuzzin sends u to get something and u walk into the door

u kno u hi wen u get lost in ya own house

u kno u hi wen u got the munchies and a small tank of gas and on yur way to mcdonalds u realzied u forgot ya gas and food money

u kno u hi wen u go to the mall and flip out and say yur gonna die, crawl around on the floor and say yur on the mission to liberate pot heads.

u kno u hi wen u smoke go to sleep and wake up the next mornin feelin nice as shit.

all of this happened to me except that mall shit my boy smoked one joint of skunt and he was goooooooooone.

[Iversable]

You know your high when your doing something then get distracted and complety forget about the other thing (atleast me anyway)

[boredjim8]

you know your high when you go into the bank and the guy asks you "how are you doing" and you say "nothing"

heh i did that i thought he said wahts up .. then i sat there lookin at him stoned as fuck and he was like uh right.. heres ur $ have a crazy day !@!


you know your stoned when you think you left your peice out but u say fuck it im too high to go look to see if i did put it away

[mumbler]

You come up with a revolutionary idea and you scramble to find someone to tell and as you try and verbalize your epiphany it slowly tails off into a blank stare.

The worst part is that you'll never know if it was a good idea, a unique idea, or if you were just so stoned that the idea was really never more than fragments of "You know what would be really cool" conversations you had with other really high people.

[pinkfloyd]

you know your high when your friend passes you the pipe and you hold it and then think for a second and relize you have no idea if you hit it or not.

[johndoe]

.....you Just Smoked A Joint?

[Ars moriendi]

Originally Posted by johndoe

.....you Just Smoked A Joint?

^ yep I just broke my stoner fast with a roach I found by accident in a box of all places

you know you're stoned when you forget a lighter in your pocket and you're too baked to recall the cig above your ear

you know you're stoned when you lose the ability to roll a joints in mid air and/or they come out looking like dumplings

you know you're a stoner when you've just repeated the same line when 'you know you're/your a stoner if...' once woulda done just fine

you know you're a stoner when imported aloe vera dessert packets fulla clear chunks of plant matter looks tastey... I think I'll have some right now...

http://importfood.com/rtfo1001.html < damn good stoner food

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by Lithium

you know your stoned when you go into mcdonalds and order a double cheesburger and hand them your bag of weed thinking it's money

hahahaha, i did that with 3 quarters in a baggie once lmfao!! there were like 5 old people in line behind me and they were all just staring at me with horrified looks on their faces, and the mexican guy who was taking my order was smiling and nodding. then i said "yeah, right." and withdrew my extended arm to put the weed back in my pocket. then, i reached in for the money, and took about 5 minutes to gather 6 bucks in quarters, dimes, and nickels. then, when i had the 6 bucks bucketed in my palm, i dropped them all over the floor, then just looked down and laughed hysterically for about 60 seconds. then i looked up at the mexican guy, and said, "one sec." then started picking up all the change, and finally after a 5-6 minute struggle, handed him the money... only to recieve his response "this is only 5 dollars" ahahahahaa

[J Dylan]

Originally Posted by mumbler

You come up with a revolutionary idea and you scramble to find someone to tell and as you try and verbalize your epiphany it slowly tails off into a blank stare.

omg +rep man, that's amazingly easy to picture myself, or even most of my friends doing. you seriously nailed that hahahaha, i do that ALL the time. usually the blank stare is followed by exchanging looks of confusion, then one person smiles, then both break out into uncontrollable laughter. Good times man. Good fucking times.

[just_a_girl]

u know u'r stoned when you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth

[Peaceful Rocker]

are me and my friends the only ones that constantly loose the lighter, then ask everyone else where it is yet you have it the entire time yeah you know your high when you start doing that

[AndyPL]

When absolutely anything you play on your guitar sounds like pure genius.

[pinkfloyd]

Peaceful Rocker you are not the only one, in fact its come up in this thread many times.


while reading through all of these I feel so much better knowing that i am not the only one doing these stupid things.

oh and grabbing the grass to not fall off the earth has happend to me one time and wow was i messed up.

[mumbler]

Originally Posted by J Dylan

Good times man. Good fucking times.

[Dark_Angers]

You know when your stoned when you try and go up the down escalator.