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05-28-2008, 05:11 AM
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I Have the Captain's Itch
Join Date: Apr 2008
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You know you're stoned when you can't even find your weed to "pack another bowl, man."
You know you're stoned when you sit down for a history pop quiz right after smoking a blunt. You know you're stoned when you say a common word wrong and then can't remember how it should actually sound. "What are those things? Willmo's? Nah, wait, Willmills. I think it's a Willmill." It was actually a windmill. That was the word I was looking for. |
    
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05-28-2008, 06:46 AM
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Stoner chick
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: NYC
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I do that when im REALLY high and then im like Wtf?? hahahahah |
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05-28-2008, 09:08 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis,Indiana
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You know ur stoned when ur trying to finish ur burger king in the mcdonalds drive thru
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05-29-2008, 01:30 AM
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Get real high.
Join Date: May 2008
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you know your high as fuck when you close your eyes and your on a chicken farm the only problem is the chickens have human arms and you say thats fucked up why do the chickens have human arms
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they're importing Afghani grass to Canada! ASSHOLES! no you idiot thats Canadian grass Canadian grass! ahhh assholes 
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05-29-2008, 05:18 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvaina
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Haha, I've done that soooooooooooo many times.... |
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05-29-2008, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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you know ur stoned when u call someone and when they pick up and say "hello" u forget who it was and go "who's this again?"
you know ur stoned when it takes more than 10 seconds for information to sink in ur head or to understand a joke you know ur stoned when your mouth feels like cotton and you're hungry as a motherfucker and you'd eat everything in sight even when ur no longer hungry you know ur stoned when u sit on the toilet for a long time and zone out cus its so comfy. one more you know ur stoned when ur friends talking to u about something and u zone out and dont know what they said but are too lazy to ask them to repeat it Last edited by ilymaryjane; 05-29-2008 at 11:28 PM. |
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05-29-2008, 11:42 PM
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King of the stoned age
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: San Diego
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you know your stoned when you forget to put water in the bong.
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05-29-2008, 11:51 PM
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Get real high.
Join Date: May 2008
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you know your stoned when you go to load another bowl and your bag is empty
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they're importing Afghani grass to Canada! ASSHOLES! no you idiot thats Canadian grass Canadian grass! ahhh assholes
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06-18-2008, 10:31 AM
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Registered User Of MJ
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Australia
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you know ur stoned when you enjoy not being able to move.
you know ur stoned when you've lost the lighter ..... again
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06-18-2008, 10:53 AM
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The False Equilibrium 313
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Jackson, Michigan
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you know your stoned when shit. i had somethin good, but fuck, i cant remember what it was. ill get back on this someday. shit though, it was a good one. no joke. damn
EDITTT i got one, you know your stoned when you refresh the page like 50 times to see if someone to your last post Last edited by BlaqueWhyteGrei; 06-18-2008 at 10:57 AM. |
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06-18-2008, 11:45 AM
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Negative Creep
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Hell
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You go to blow the ashes out of the the bowl and realize theirs a fresh green hit there.
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06-18-2008, 04:49 PM
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Hucha10
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Houston
Posts: 74
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ahaha nicee
you know you're a stoner when you forgot to post why you're a stoner aha
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When even one American who has done nothing wrong is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth, then all Americans are in peril Harry S. Truman Last edited by hucha10; 06-18-2008 at 05:10 PM. Reason: Cause I smoke WEED EVERYDAY..I DON'T GIVE A SHIT |
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06-23-2008, 06:15 AM
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Mr.Seed
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: United States
Posts: 108
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you know your a stoner when.......
when you buy and ounce and break it all up at once de-seed it at preroll twelve joints just to pass time........you know your a stoner when you go through an ounce of weed by ure self in less then a week...............true stories...
  oh crap you know your stoned when someone ask you if your eyes are bleeding ......you know your stoned when the word toilet dosent sound like a word anymore......you know your stoned when you smoke so much you start to sober up Last edited by electrode; 06-29-2008 at 08:14 AM. Reason: forgot why i was stoned i think or somthing like that |
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