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Old 05-14-2008, 12:26 AM
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.....you know your a stoner....... when you're so high, your thinking about going to church stoned and what really would happen if you did! .........
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You know your stoned when. you think you hear your parents walking up the stairs, but realize that you moved out 3 years ago.
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You know your stoned when... you're waiting for your friend to spark the blunt... but you already smoked it.
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You know you're high when u go to light the second incense and forget about and sit back down only to turn around and see the whole thing engulfed in flames
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You know you're stoned when you look and random objects around you and think about how they could be converted into smoking devices.
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fuck i love it when you can turn almost anything into a smoking device i got tired of buying pipes cause my rants always take em anyway so i cut a peice of 2x4 and drilled it and put a screen i took from my sink faucet in it works like a charm =]]] i should take some pix

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you know your stoned when you make a pinhole with your fingers and look at the embers of a fire and it looks like you are magnified on a cigarette tip

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