You know your stoned when.....

[Kah$ed420]

u know ur stoned when after the third time of doing so you still light the lighter with the button facing inwards so it burns tha shit out of your thumb....i have to burn the shit out of my thumb at least once every bowl lol.

[LarryBuddz]

you know you're stoned when you realize that instead of eyedrops, you're holding a bic right up to your eye.

true story

[sinner]

You know you're stoned when you try to pass a blunt to someone that left two hours ago.

[dangermouse]

Originally Posted by sinner

You know you're stoned when you try to pass a blunt to someone that left two hours ago.

[ThaChronic6]

you know youre stoned when your staring at the fridge sayin "man, im not hungry but i just need somethin to eat" xD

i laughed at myself

[Reggae_Soldjah]

you know your stoned when.....damn i forgot

[corpulentmantis]

You know you're stoned whe you try to turn on your light for 2 minutes before you realize it was already on. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you pour cereal into the toaster. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you try to say something, but you end up mixing together 4 different sentences to form one. (true story, I said something along the lines of "Hey remember, erm, how do you, what?")

You know you're stoned when you run your toothpaste tube under water and try to brush your teeth with it. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you walk into a general store and buy $15 worth of candy. (true story)

You know you're stoned when you are trying to light your bowl, but one of your dreads goes up in flames! (this happened to me the other night >.< I had a 3 inch flame climbing up one of my dreads)

[poth_ead_homer]

You know you're stoned when you go to Grass City Fourms

[.AcidTrip.]

You Know Your Stoned When You Sneak Back Into The House Very Slow Then Go On The Sofa Switch on the tv While Playing Guitar Till You Parents Wake Up!!

You Know Your Stoned When You Look At Your Friend And Think That He Is Talking To Himself.

You know Your Stoned When You Give Your Driver 100Bucks To Get You A Sandwich,Water,Cigs And Papes


You Know Your Stoned When You Put A cig In Your Mouth For An Hour Waiting For Someone To Light It Up For You

You Know Your Stoned When You Call at&t(Nt Sure What Is It Called)
And ask Them To Call Kfc And Get You A Meal Then Call You Back Hahaha

You Know Your Stoned When You Stay On The Phone For 20 Mins. Talking To Your Self.

[Overflow]

you know your stoned when you ring up your mate to come and buy you food, when your outside the shop sitting on a bench, because your way too stoned to go inside.

you know your stoned when you use your phone light to try and find your phone.

[ThaChronic6]

you know you're stoned when you cant think of how you know when your stoned

[Highbinder]

Originally Posted by .AcidTrip.

You Know Your Stoned When You Sneak Back Into The House Very Slow Then Go On The Sofa Switch on the tv While Playing Guitar Till You Parents Wake Up!!

You Know Your Stoned When You Look At Your Friend And Think That He Is Talking To Himself.

You know Your Stoned When You Give Your Driver 100Bucks To Get You A Sandwich,Water,Cigs And Papes


You Know Your Stoned When You Put A cig In Your Mouth For An Hour Waiting For Someone To Light It Up For You

You Know Your Stoned When You Call at&t(Nt Sure What Is It Called)
And ask Them To Call Kfc And Get You A Meal Then Call You Back Hahaha

You Know Your Stoned When You Stay On The Phone For 20 Mins. Talking To Your Self.

You know you're stoned when you capitalize every word

[Dawg2k7]

You know your high as fuck when your brushing your teeth for twenty mins... True story.. I brushed my teeth like 10 times one night..... It just felt so good and My gums were bleeding and then thats when i stopped.. Lol. but the frist 4 times i brushed them felt so good that toothpaste tasted like candy... Omg.

[powrd]

Hmm..I have a couple from everyday life.

When I grab a cup or dish out of the kitchen cupboards, I forget to close them when I'm baked sometimes. Hurts a shit ton when you hit your head on one

I made a sandwich and put the meat and cheese back with the bread(in the bread basket.. ).

When you go to Taco Bell, which is like 8 miles away, for two tacos(one taco each..)

Man..the list could go on.

Something I remember that was mad funny..

My friend grabs the ipod that plugged into the car stereo and says he remembered a song he liked a lot..we were fucking listening to it! Man I laughed pretty hard.

Think that's it from me

[Seyer]

you know you blitzed when while your walking you feel like your walking in place and the world is moving (shits a tripp) same goes for driving

you know your Toasted when you resort to an aluminim can to smoke your bud while lighting it with a pencil tip you would light with the stove ( desperate times calls for desperate mesures)

You know your faded when you spend more time looking at the nug your about to toke than actually smoking it ( the crystals they're so shiny)

and you know your blown when you spend 10 hrs sitting on petes couch ( I know you guys have seen thats classic peice of marijuana propaganda) hahaha