You know your stoned when.....

[Jonny Rotten]

Hmm lets see....

-if you've ever looked at a water faucet and the first thing you thought was to see if it had screens in it.

-if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary or the Bible.

-when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."

-If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

-If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip or some other obsurd mixture of food because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea at the time.

-if youve ever said "WHERES MY LIGHTER? WHO TOOK MY LIGHTER?", searching your pockets frantically... when it was in your hand or somewhere close by you the whole time.

-Your bong is taller than your dog.

-It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

-You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

-You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

-You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home.

-Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

-Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

-If your conversation covers 30 topics within 5 minutes.

[Ars moriendi]

-If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.

^ thankfully I'm not the only one... 7 times actually lol

I always seem to misplace my lighters even during a solo session

[TokinSmokin0420]

you no ur stoned wen.....


-you call buger king and u ask if they deliver
-u smoked all ur weed so u start smoking green tea thinking it will get u high
-u have no more weed left but u still fill up ur bong w/ water and light the bowl and suck even though there isnt anything in it
-u broke ur glass piece and u think its hilarious
-wen u make a bong w/ a plastic can even though u have a nice 100 dollar glass one next to you
-you bid on a one million dollar ferrari on ebay cus it looks cool even though u only have 100 dollars on your paypal account
- u roll a joint w/ no weed and smoke it
-u take ur cell phone and u call ur number and expect ur cool ringtone to go off

all of these i have done or have happend to me!

[MasterShak3]

- Ur reading this thread laughing and nodding

[tjf2000]

you kno ur stoned when u kno drunk people go thru stop signs, while stoned people wait for them to turn green

[stoned_nate]

u can be a drunk and know that last one, the girl i was riding with last night ran one and didnt even notice, but besides that she is a very good drunk driver, and she only had like 2-4 beers, but is small so she got pretty drunk
ive done most of that stuff that u guys have said, the looking all over for ur lighter and it bein in my lap or in my hand prolly happens the most

[Dankycountryboy]

you know your stoned when you misplace a 2 foot bong.

[Floydian_Slip]

you know your stoned when u make your friends drive you 20 mins away to McDonalds, eat 20 items from the dollar menu, have them drive you back and then ask them if they wanna order a pizza.

you know your a stoner when the highlight of your day is finding that gram you lost.

you know your a stoner when you consider canned peaches a beverage.

all drawn from real life experiences

[anarkin]

Originally Posted by TokinSmokin0420

-you call buger king and u ask if they deliver

The Mcdonalds in my town has a deal with a local taxi service so they deliver for a small fee. It's great to beablw to pick up the phone and have 10 cheeseburgers, 2 6-piece nuggets and 2 large fries with large milkshakes show up at the door, especiallly when the room is full of smoke and only two guys are in the house when the delivery man comes.

[tjf2000]

....when your own the way home following the school bus and you stare at the back for 10min becuz ure lookin for a hidden camera...lol dont ask me why but i did...prolly cuz i read the thing sayin "stay back 100 feet" and i didnt think we were back 100 feet

[Purple Kush]

You light the filter of a cigarette.

You have no more weed, no more money, and no cigarettes, so you go around, smoke all the shorts that are of decent length despite their age, and take the other ones and empty the tobacco out of them to roll cigarettes with tobacco in them that in some cases is months old.

Your the driver and you get in the passanger seat after smoking and try and put the keys in.

You break your gf's bowl just to scrape the resin.

Smoke your collection of stems.

Eat the stems and seads when your paking up more bowls. (I do that when I'm sober too though)

Accidently kiss your gf's sister thinking it was your gf.

Lose your bowl....when its in your hand.

Try to open the door to your car wondering why the key doesn't work. Then noticing that your trying to open the wrong car.

Lose your supertroopers DVD in the DVD player.

Trying to start a conversation with your computer.

And last but not least, you know your stoned when you end up at the waffle house.

[Terpsichore]

You know you're stoned when you start a sentence and then half way through you forget what you were going to say. That happens to me all the time.. I'll be telling my husband something and then all of a sudden I'll ask him what was I saying. Or when you decide you have to do something or get something and you stand up and end up standing there for like 10 minutes because you forgot why you stood up to begin with, or when you go to your bathroom and when you get there you forget why you went there so you go back and then remember, so you go back to your bathroom again, and again you forget, and you do that 5 or 6 times. I get pretty spacey when I'm stoned, but I guess that's pretty obvious.. LoL

~ Terpsichore

[seeyouauntie]

^^^ haha that happens to me all the time. I'll walk downstairs to get some food and i'll forget by the time im in the kitchen so i just say eff it and walk back up to my room, then i'll remember again. All this is usually followed by a laugh.

-When you freak out and think you're running off into a ditch when the car isn't even turned on
-Losing the same thing twise within 10 mins
-Blowing cigg smoke through a straw into a glass full of water seems like the most AMAZING thing ever

[eldude-arino]

when you talk about having to take a piss so bad, then stop for a while, then get up and open the playstation (one) and bitch about it being the smallest toilet ever--- thanks to my good buddy mike, had i not been there to see it, i wouldn't have believed it

when you go to the grociery store but leave with nothing because you can't afford to buy everything you want to eat...

you pack a bowl, hide your stuff, go smoke, come back to pack another bowl and forget where you hid the stash

when you are constantly trying to out-do your last hiding spot... i play games with my own mind, shit.

when you want to chain smoke, but you keep the lit cig in your mouth and wonder why the fuck the new smoke won't light (a few times sober/blazed/and drunk)

when your AIM sound goes of and you run to your cell

when you are reading one thread, see another interesting thread in someones sig, then you end up 3-4 threads deep and forget why you started to read the initial thread and have to scroll to the top to see what it was