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Old 04-26-2008, 03:58 PM
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When you go to cash your bubbler and forget that you can't just turn it over in the ashtray. I think out of all the times I've cashed the bubbler, there have only been about 3 occasions where I've not dumped water everywhere.
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:35 PM
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you know you're high when you're late to class, on the 2nd floor of the wrong building being led down the hall by the hand of some girl who found you there
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:06 PM
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you know your stoned

u know ur stoned when u hav been watching the ringer and think that mentally handicapped people are just fooling everyone so they can get by easy in life(true story my friend thought that and i tried to tell him no)
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:28 PM
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when you go to eat and see your friend and go over to say hi to him and fuck around with him cuz you know its him, only to realize it's not the person you know, and you just stand there staring at him for a while (happen 4/20)
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:50 AM
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you know you're high when you're late to class, on the 2nd floor of the wrong building being led down the hall by the hand of some girl who found you there
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I just realized now... You know you're stoned when you have your headphones on ears regardless of speakers rocking out
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You know your stoned when you sit and stare at the same thing for ages without realizing and then you think to your self why am i staring at that and your still staring at it whiel your thinking about it.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:12 PM
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You know your stoned when you sit and stare at the same thing for ages without realizing and then you think to your self why am i staring at that and your still staring at it whiel your thinking about it.
Haha! I like this thread very much,

You know you're stoned when your smokin at the window chillin and your joint drops from 15th floor but you're still chilled. Then after 20 minutes you go and get it
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You know you're stoned when you have a 30 minute debate about how "barbeque's don't go past dark time."
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When you go to water the plants....

but you pour water in all the ashtrays instead..

true story.

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when you boss says, "hi how are you?"
(you think its 'how high are you?')
so you blurt out, "nah only a little"
and confuse the both of you
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when you go to light a bowl in the woods when its very dark, and your so high you take like 30 seconds to line the lighter up with the top of the bowl, and as soon as you spark the bic, you singe your eyelash off.

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you know you're high when you mistake "what you want buddy" with "what're you on buddy"
at the gas station
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you know your stoned when you have a blunt rolling contest
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when you forget what you were gonna post in the "You know your stoned when....." thread
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You know your high when something you said five seconds ago, feels like you said it an hour ago. (do it all the time)
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