You know your stoned when.....

[Annicus]

You forget that you smoked a bowl and smoke another or 3.
You sit there comtemplating the complexity of the bathroom tiles

[The Tokinator]

Originally Posted by hippycowgirl

You can't hit your bowl cause iits cloged with resin.

That happened to me tonight. No lie.

[The Tokinator]

Originally Posted by walkinghill

u know ur stoned when u drive around town for 3 hours trying to find the best spot to smoke and not look shady

Originally Posted by xanamar

you know ur stoned when...
-ur shaking so bad u spill the bowl
-u fall off the couch laughing because ur friend just realized that there was some hentai on the tv
-u try to unclog ur pipe with a stick, but that gets broken off in there
-u name all ur weed purchases, with names like dandelion and goofy boots
-u spend three hours in a gas station trying to find some munchies to buy with fifty cents, to then realize that you have 75 cents, so u buy candy corn
-u start pulling parkour stunts over furniture to get from one end of the house to ur room

Me and my friends would SO do both of those.

To add my own:

--> You spend all night reading these forums when you have to get up at 6.
--> You go through the McDonalds drive-thru three times in a row.
--> You keep asking where you're going(and you're the driver).
--> You are convinced that you're going to a party that night when your friends keep telling you it got cancelled.
--> Your friend keeps comparing you and your other friends to animals, as far as personality/attitude goes, and he tells you you're a canary and you freak out on him.
--> You think mixing hot chocolate mix into a glass of milk is a brilliant idea. Several nights in a row.
--> Someone makes you laugh while hitting the bowl and you blow all the weed and ash everywhere by laughing INTO the bowl.
--> You accidently hit the car into neutral and when you notice the car is slowing down you think that you just ran out of gas.
--> You tell unnecessarily long stories with some little, almost insignificant point.

That's all I can think of right now. haha. All true.

[edu]

you know you´re stoned when you take so long to figure out what you´re going to do that night that what you actually end up doing is trying to figure out what you were going to do and end up doing nothing.

[smokinjoe22]

Originally Posted by The Tokinator

--> Your friend keeps comparing you and your other friends to animals, as far as personality/attitude goes

--> Someone makes you laugh while hitting the bowl and you blow all the weed and ash everywhere by laughing INTO the bowl.

lol ive done or had both of these happen to me multiple times lmao.

[weeedmaaan]

You know your stoned when you have sex with your girlfriend...then realize your home alone with your cat...

[blitzkrieg'd]

-when 420 is in 2 min and you decide to wait to smoke then but then decide youd rather get high now then in 2 min so you smoke now

i posted this b4 i think under a different name (forgot the password so i made a new one)

friends dad said "hi"
i said "yup of course"
"...uhh i mean hello"

think about it if you dont understand

[Chrnc]

Originally Posted by xXSuperXdroXx

You know you smoke too much when.........




Your so high you take a piss out of your window cause ur too high to walk ten feet to the bathroom

hahahah sounds like many of my nights hah

[qwertyboy]

you know your stoned when you cant ask the gguy at dunkin donuts for a buttered poppyseed bagel..

[Revolution]

You know you're high when you blaze in a car, get out of the car, take two steps, and fall on the ground.

You also know you're high when you're on the ground and your friend is asking why you're there but you think she's an old neighbor yelling at you for being drunk.

[edu]

when you search for weed related videos on youtube thinking it´s going to be an awesome time killer and stare at the search results for ever untill you forget what you were doing and go do somethin else....

[baked_potato]

you know youre stoned when youre just staring off into space for a REALLY long time.

[twistpro420]

Originally Posted by edu

when you search for weed related videos on youtube thinking it´s going to be an awesome time killer and stare at the search results for ever untill you forget what you were doing and go do somethin else....

i'm always doing that shit. i'll just stare at the results until i come down off my high and then don't feel like watching any videos

[Chronitron]

....when you smoke a bowl/blunt/joint/whatever and less than 30 seconds after you finish you say "i think it would be great to smoke some pot, eh?"

[tardy421]

... you hot box and go see a movie and return to find the car gone and realized from a sober friend that the car is two fucking parking lots away! we were amazed at how far you can walk when stoned