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12-17-2007, 04:30 AM
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When you go to a new pizza place, order, then complain theres no pepperoni on the pizza. The guy at the counter said "we put our pepperoni under the cheese" They hid it
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12-17-2007, 05:06 AM
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when you want to take out your lighter to light your Joint, but instead you take out your key of your house, to finally conclude that that thing is not your lighter.
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12-17-2007, 01:00 PM
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when you take notice of a girl walking her dog on a bike that is passing in front of you, but you start to drive anyway and the people in the car are like "uhh...BIKE!" i guess it just didnt register that i should try to avoid hitting her.
when you get in the opposite lane, thinking its the turning lane and sit there for a min till your friend tells you what the deal is.
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12-17-2007, 02:34 PM
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you know your stoned when you play guitar hero and strum but forget to push the buttons.
you know your stoned when you go to mcdonalds drivethru and order in an arnold swarteneggar voice 'TWO SNACK WRAPS AND SEVEN KETCHUP PACKETS, AHHH!' ((i laughed at my friend the whole car ride home)) you know your stoned when you find it fun to tweeze your boyfriends backhair with your fingernails ((im just gross, wtf? lol)) you know your stoned if you zone for 15 minutes and then state.. 'wow'... |
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12-17-2007, 08:34 PM
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12-18-2007, 12:17 AM
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12-21-2007, 08:20 PM
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farmer of hemp
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when you are too burned out to roll another joint
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12-26-2007, 10:56 PM
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you know your stoned when you completely ignore your gag reflex after a huge hit and try to hold it but puke. true story
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12-27-2007, 02:09 AM
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-you know you're stoned when u smoke at 4:20 and 3 hours later its not even 5 yet
-you know you're stoned when you pack a bowl, and put it down, come back 10 mins later and almost dump it in the ashtray coz u think its cashed.... -you know ur stoned when you flip thru channels and keep getting deja vu's everytime you start over.... -you know ur stoned when you keep starting you're scentences with, dude, i was thinking..... -you know ur stoned when you put your bong on the table...only to realise that the table is 5 feet away.....(broken bong...not cool) -you know ur stoned when you start talking to ur friend...who happens to be sleeping... -you know ur stoned when everything on TV is funny -you know ur stoned when you say...HOW THE FUCK DO THEY COME OF WITH SHIT!..ITS CLASSIC -you know ur stoned when your friend looks at you, and you start talking... -you know ur stoned when you pack 2 bowls at the same time to save time between hits... all true
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01-01-2008, 11:23 PM
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-You can't figure out whether the bowl is beat or not, so just to be safe you pass it around like 3 more times hitting nothing but ashes until you finally decide to dump and refill
-You watch the discovery channel for more then 10 minutes -You start a sentence, but before you can finish it you realize you have a bowl in your hand so you take a hit, forgetting to finish the sentence -_- |
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01-02-2008, 02:37 AM
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a 10 minute walk to the corner store seems like an hour.
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