You know your stoned when.....

[Highbinder]

You know when you're stoned when you know all you want to do with your life is listen to music.

[gynosphinx]

Originally Posted by Key2gb

i'm pretty sure every time i drive anywhere at night i get out of the car and i hear my cell phone fall...then i always find myself looking in my pocket for my cell phone to use it's light to find itself...i've honestly just come to accept this event as an inevitablilty

Hahahah, I always do thissss.

[blackmore]

you know your really stoned when you forget to flip the channel and sit through 20 fucking minutes of the ellen degenerate show, before realizing you're watching that crap.

happened to me a quite a few times, theres nothing worse than wasting a nice high.

and why the fuck is that lesbo on tv anyway? she sucks. AND theres nothing worse than a talentless actor on TV. just thinking about that show pisses me of.......AAARRGGHH.

[Key2gb]

Originally Posted by blackmore

you know your really stoned when you forget to flip the channel and sit through 20 fucking minutes of the ellen degenerate show, before realizing you're watching that crap.

happened to me a quite a few times, theres nothing worse than wasting a nice high.

and why the fuck is that lesbo on tv anyway? she sucks. AND theres nothing worse than a talentless actor on TV. just thinking about that show pisses me of.......AAARRGGHH.

haha i always do the same thing except with the preview channel...i'm always waiting to see a specific channel but i find myself watching the stupid stuff on top, then i look down and the channel just passed

[mikinzo]

Originally Posted by hippycowgirl

You put your lighter in your mouth and try to light it with your bowl. (true story)

lmao
true for here.

[superflyfelix]

you feel a bump on he bottom your compter and you think its a crack! only to reviele that it is a tiny lump of hash sticking to it! just happened to me

[bugcollector]

Originally Posted by Wykid

you know your stoned when you light your cig the wrong way.

you know your stoned when you go to In n Out and stand there for 20 mins trying to figure out what to get.

ive done that shit lol

[bugcollector]

you know your stoned when you have it on the Mexican radio station for at least 10 minutes without realizing it

you know your stoned when your looking for the cigarette thats on your ear

[ThaChronic6]

you know your stoned when you laugh at your laugh. its a vicious circle of nonstop laughing.

[Key2gb]

Originally Posted by ThaChronic6

you know your stoned when you laugh at your laugh. its a vicious circle of nonstop laughing.

even more vicious on mushrooms

[thedude412]

You know your stoned when you are sitting in a room, look over to a T.V. and ask, "Do you guys see this shit?" Everyone turns to look, and the T.V. isn't even turned on. That was an amazing night.

[gynosphinx]

You know you're stoned when you make a root beer float that's basically just a cup of vanilla ice cream.

You know you're stoned when you swear you can actually feel the Visine cooling your eyes.

[dangerhuss]

when your hotboxing a car and it starts raining...and your like why the fuck is someone peeing on my car?

[dream]

-When a black car turns into a cop car because your friend told you it was a cop car, then it turns back into a black car again and you laugh your asses off

-When you have to ask your buddy "what did you say" 4 times in a row because you kept forgetting

-when your buddy sitting next to you in class that dosn't smoke weed says "your high again huh

-You know your high off your ass when your supposed to be in class by the time the bell rings, and the bell rings and you say "Dude the bell just rang we have to get to class or we are all going to get busted, even though your already late and your the only one who got high

-You know your stoned when your watching tv with no volume and music on the background and it is exactly like a music video...crazy shit!
All true stories.

great thread

[DeviousDewbster]

You know you're stoned when you find yourself dancing along to the music in a crowded elevator haha