smoking and usage

Green Ganja · #**586** (**permalink**) 11-14-2007, 03:10 AM

you know your stoned when you cant find the lighter because your sitting on it but get up and look everywhere and find two more and dont even use those until you find the original lighter.

or you drop your keys and think the cops are outside .

both true

pipe-man · #**587** (**permalink**) 11-22-2007, 05:29 AM

you know your stoned when you get pulled over and respond with "wats the officer problem?"

Bagseed420Dude · #**588** (**permalink**) 11-22-2007, 06:50 AM

you know your stoned when you walk through a screen door, forget where you left your bowl, spend 10 minutes ordering food at a mcdonalds drive through only to leave and go to burger king becuase you remember you have coupons, when you drop your lighter INTO the bong, and the last one is you know your a stoner when you take a bong hit WHILE playing guitar hero, with some help of some friends of course....

MIA YaYo 305 · #**589** (**permalink**) 11-23-2007, 04:12 AM

- you know your stoned when ppl are talking to u and u have not a dam fucking clue what they are saying

- you know your stoned when your looking for something and u check the same place twice or more

- you know your stoned when you hear ppl calling your name but its just ur just hearing shit

- you know your stoned when u here a text coming in or your phone ring but your just hearing shit

- you know your stoned when you remembered to finish smoking what left in your bowl u have in your hand cuz u keep spacing out (happens to me almost every time im smoking solo)

- you know your stoned when you say "whos dogs are those? oh yea there my dogs!!" (this was at night)

gynosphinx · #**590** (**permalink**) 11-29-2007, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litew8stoner

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

Hahaha, +rep.

Buc Nasty · #**591** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 02:54 AM

you know your a stoner when u have a lighter and packed bowl in your hand and u dont realize it.

Jaymz · #**592** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litew8stoner

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

I have so many great philosphies and I think to myself, "I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS" then about a minute later you ask yourself "What was I supposed to remember?" (the shit happens every single time)

You know you're a stoned when you're driving, and your friend says "Hey, you know you're driving right?" and you're response is "Oh shit...I am"

gynosphinx · #**593** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaymz

I have so many great philosphies and I think to myself, "I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS" then about a minute later you ask yourself "What was I supposed to remember?" (the shit happens every single time)

Whenever I think of something that seems extremely significant when I'm stoned, I jot it down in a text message on my phone and save & lock it for the next sober moment :P

Jaymz · #**594** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gynosphinx

Whenever I think of something that seems extremely significant when I'm stoned, I jot it down in a text message on my phone and save & lock it for the next sober moment :P

Snap, great idea, thanks

gynosphinx · #**595** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 05:33 AM

No problem ^_^

Key2gb · #**596** (**permalink**) 11-30-2007, 07:06 AM

you know you're stoned if you sit down to dinner with a blind man and he cant tell whether you're eating or having sex

Phaedrus · #**597** (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 06:53 AM

You know your high when your driving and you take a toke from a glass pipe that you just bought for 60 bones, then set it on your lap. As you arrive to your destination you open the car door and proceed to put one foot out then the other, just at that moment when its to late, the unmistakable sound of glass breaking reaches your ears like nails scratching a chalk board!

That also goes for cell phones!

Key2gb · #**598** (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

You know your high when your driving and you take a toke from a glass pipe that you just bought for 60 bones, then set it on your lap. As you arrive to your destination you open the car door and proceed to put one foot out then the other, just at that moment when its to late, the unmistakable sound of glass breaking reaches your ears like nails scratching a chalk board!

That also goes for cell phones!

i'm pretty sure every time i drive anywhere at night i get out of the car and i hear my cell phone fall...then i always find myself looking in my pocket for my cell phone to use it's light to find itself...i've honestly just come to accept this event as an inevitablilty

Phaedrus · #**599** (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 07:08 AM

Quote:

then i always find myself looking in my pocket for my cell phone to use it's light to find itself

That shit was funny! lol

ApToLt · #**600** (**permalink**) 12-01-2007, 07:20 AM

you know your stoned when your this guy...

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#586 (permalink) 11-14-2007, 03:10 AM
Green Ganja King of the Bong Force Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In sprit of every session in the world Posts: 1,115	you know your stoned when you cant find the lighter because your sitting on it but get up and look everywhere and find two more and dont even use those until you find the original lighter. or you drop your keys and think the cops are outside . both true __________________ Thank you adamti91 for making this sig.

#587 (permalink) 11-22-2007, 05:29 AM
pipe-man Did you get that memo? Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Florida Posts: 144	you know your stoned when you get pulled over and respond with "wats the officer problem?" __________________ I'm sexy. I'm a scholar. People like me. Last edited by pipe-man; 11-23-2007 at 04:59 AM.

#588 (permalink) 11-22-2007, 06:50 AM
Bagseed420Dude Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Northeast US Posts: 52	you know your stoned when you walk through a screen door, forget where you left your bowl, spend 10 minutes ordering food at a mcdonalds drive through only to leave and go to burger king becuase you remember you have coupons, when you drop your lighter INTO the bong, and the last one is you know your a stoner when you take a bong hit WHILE playing guitar hero, with some help of some friends of course....

#589 (permalink) 11-23-2007, 04:12 AM
MIA YaYo 305 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: miami Posts: 151	these are all true stories - you know your stoned when ppl are talking to u and u have not a dam fucking clue what they are saying - you know your stoned when your looking for something and u check the same place twice or more - you know your stoned when you hear ppl calling your name but its just ur just hearing shit - you know your stoned when u here a text coming in or your phone ring but your just hearing shit - you know your stoned when you remembered to finish smoking what left in your bowl u have in your hand cuz u keep spacing out (happens to me almost every time im smoking solo) - you know your stoned when you say "whos dogs are those? oh yea there my dogs!!" (this was at night) __________________ “Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But, before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.” -BOB MARLEY Last edited by MIA YaYo 305; 11-24-2007 at 01:15 AM.

#591 (permalink) 11-30-2007, 02:54 AM
Buc Nasty Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 71	you know your a stoner when u have a lighter and packed bowl in your hand and u dont realize it.

#595 (permalink) 11-30-2007, 05:33 AM
gynosphinx vibin' Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CT Posts: 37	No problem ^_^ __________________ feed your head.

#596 (permalink) 11-30-2007, 07:06 AM
Key2gb You've got to be HILIKUS Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: CT Posts: 1,409	you know you're stoned if you sit down to dinner with a blind man and he cant tell whether you're eating or having sex __________________ Life is a House of Leaves http://forum.grasscity.com/artists-c...se-leaves.html "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley "God is a metaphor for that which trancends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple as that." - Joseph Campbell

#597 (permalink) 12-01-2007, 06:53 AM
Phaedrus Phaedrus Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In The Shadow Of The Devil Posts: 272	You know your high when your driving and you take a toke from a glass pipe that you just bought for 60 bones, then set it on your lap. As you arrive to your destination you open the car door and proceed to put one foot out then the other, just at that moment when its to late, the unmistakable sound of glass breaking reaches your ears like nails scratching a chalk board! That also goes for cell phones!

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