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11-02-2007, 12:00 PM
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LMAO! OMG! that happened to me, i swear. hahaha you know you're high when ur about to smoke a freshly packed bowl when you blow into it and light it instead of sucking it in while lighting. LMAO i was soooo stoned when it happened. me and my friends were craking up. haha. it was a waste of some good shit. but i was high!
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11-03-2007, 01:55 AM
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Weed The Wonder Drug
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-you can't even read the jimmy johns menu (but its still taped to the wall)
-you dont even remember who took last hits, what you're smoking, or how much you've smoked -you start watching freddy got fingered but suddenly are sleeping.
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11-04-2007, 03:03 AM
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you drop a lighter on the floor and are too lazy to pick it up so you grab a new one within reach.
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11-04-2007, 03:11 AM
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greener than ever
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you know your friends a stoner when he tips the bong upside down to see whats in it. (true story)
you know your a stoner when you use your grow light to light your blunt. and it worked. |
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11-05-2007, 11:34 PM
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You know you're stoned when you buy a dozen donuts to take home, but on the way, you and your buddy eat them all, so you go get double whoppers and then on the way home, you eat them too, so you decide to order a pizza and bring that home, but....well, you eat that too. True story! Never could get any food home after Thai stick! MMMM, maybe thai food sounds good right now....
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11-07-2007, 03:30 PM
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You know you MUST have been reeeeeally stoned when you wake up in the morning, walk into the bathroom, take a look in the mirror, and find some brown shit on the side of your face.
Further investigation reveals the cause and origin of this brown substance, due to 3 empty little debbie snack cake wrappers scattered throughout your bed, with a decent amount of chocolate (obviously from the wrappers) smeared all over your pillow. True story...
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11-12-2007, 05:50 AM
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You know you are stoned when you and your two friends all order the same exact thing from chick-fil-a because only one of you could decide what to get.
Then when the order comes you all stare at the tray for five minutes because you think there is a glitch in the martix (3 sandwiches, 3 fries, 3 drinks, all in a row). After you all sit down you are nominated to get the straws, wich turns out to be an epic journey. |
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11-12-2007, 06:03 AM
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I <3 cheese
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You know you're stoned when you hotbox a tent in your kitchen with friends, and pass out for a 20 minute nap inside until your friends wake you up.
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11-12-2007, 06:05 AM
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HAHA!!! That's me!! I didn't think I was in there for 20 minutes, but it was comfy!! 
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11-13-2007, 06:07 AM
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 you know your stoned when you solve world hunger and learn the meaning of life and know whats happons after death, but are too lazy to find somthing to write it on.
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11-13-2007, 06:30 AM
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Feelin Tupac'ish
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You know your stoned when you get off the couch and head into the kitchen, make your munchies and come back. Then you spend ten minutes in your chair looking for the damn remote, and its in the pantry.
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11-13-2007, 04:39 PM
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