smoking and usage

bigtree · #**451** (**permalink**) 05-13-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmak

when you can't for the life figure out how to put your belt on.

when you think you just hung up a towel properly, but you completely miss the hook and it falls bringing down 3 others into the toilet.

Both happened to me about 10 mins ago (had a jamacian shower)

haha i can relate wth that

stew12 · #**452** (**permalink**) 05-13-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmak

when you can't for the life figure out how to put your belt on.

when you think you just hung up a towel properly, but you completely miss the hook and it falls bringing down 3 others into the toilet.

Both happened to me about 10 mins ago (had a jamacian shower)

What the hell are you smoking?

Spirit of MonkE · #**453** (**permalink**) 05-14-2007, 01:12 AM

You try to put the slide bowl in the chamber of a bong instead of the downtube. repeatedly.

You try to post here in this thread

You forget.

Whats going on, what is this, whats being talked about?

jsmak · #**454** (**permalink**) 05-14-2007, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stew12

What the hell are you smoking?

Some reasonably good dro as usual yo.

Heres another which happened to my friend: when you walk around the parking lot for 40 mins trying to find your car, only to realize that you just walked from your house which is 2 blocks away.

Enders · #**455** (**permalink**) 05-16-2007, 09:38 AM

forgetting everything

SpArKiTuP · #**456** (**permalink**) 05-17-2007, 09:59 PM

When your high as fuck and you see an ant carring a peice of a leaf or something and you think it's carring a peice of weed so you stare at it and ask your cousin does that ant have some weed and your cousin looks at you and says no and then starts laughing his ass off and then you start laughing your ass off just because he is laughing and then you stare at the ant again and then ask him are you sure look at it isn't that weed.

True story happened to me I was higher than I have ever been and I really thought the ant was carring weed.

Eclipse_Shadow · #**457** (**permalink**) 05-18-2007, 01:17 AM

You so stoned when you don't know that bananna bread is a real food

stoned0ya · #**458** (**permalink**) 05-19-2007, 02:44 AM

when you cant say a sentance that actually makes sence so you think in your head that you forgot how to speak english

when you feel like your dying of thirst but are too lazy to get up so you think about drinking the lotion cause its within arms reach

when you think all the sober people around you is acting weird... but its only cause your stoned

bigtree · #**459** (**permalink**) 05-19-2007, 07:30 PM

you know you're stoned when you put too many eye drops and they're dripping down your face which makes you think that you're crying. I really thought that i was crying. i forgot i put the eye drops in.

stoned0ya · #**460** (**permalink**) 05-20-2007, 03:06 AM

when your riding in the car in the rain and the windsheild wipers seem like the most incredibly smart thing ever

FrIzZLe FrY 420 · #**461** (**permalink**) 05-21-2007, 04:25 AM

you kno ur stoned if,

you go to the counter and order everything for u and ur freind at wendeys then he comes up and orders the same thing for both of us then i tell him i just ordered then he says 'wait i just ordered for us' then the lady goes 'are those all together or sepoerate ordered' then we keep arguing back and forth about who ordered the food first and how to do it, then just tell the lady to give us whatever she has written down just cause were so sick of arguing then get the food and go back to the table and realized we both got 2 toally different and wrong things.

if you say 'ok im gonna start conserving bud 2morro after a bowl. then wake up and wake and bake then make a homemade peace pipe out of bamboo then smoke out of that, then eat then smoke again, then smoke one last time before bed and turn on the big lebowski then watch for 10 mijns then dose off in my chair. then repeat untill all my bud is gone

if you miss being able to have the freedom to shit in the playground and not go to jail like when u were 4

Grassm0nkee · #**462** (**permalink**) 05-21-2007, 10:54 AM

you know you're stoned when you can't find the god damn lighter!!!!!
=)

Grassm0nkee · #**463** (**permalink**) 05-21-2007, 10:57 AM

You know you're stoned when...

You can't find the god damn lighter!!! the worst is when you cant find the fucking weed!!!!

-------------------

Budder81 · #**464** (**permalink**) 05-22-2007, 06:34 AM

When you put a cig in you ear to smoke later, go outside, and pull out a new one, light it up and realize you have one in your ear. (just happened now)

When you and a friend hike up a hill for about 10 minutes and forgot a lighter.

rufiodrums07 · #**465** (**permalink**) 05-28-2007, 06:17 AM

you know your high when you drive to Meijer's at 3 in the morning just to steal candy from the big plastic containers that you buy candy by the pound from.

you know your high when you turn into a nursing home parking lot because you thought it was the turn to get into the Meijer's parking lot which is about 50 feet ahead.

you know your high when once you get to Meijer's you get out of your car and get half way into the store when u realize u never turned ur car off and ur friend is laughing his ass off in the passenger seat.

Ya we had just got some dank and i was FUZZZZED up. But it was the funniest night ever!

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#453 (permalink) 05-14-2007, 01:12 AM
Spirit of MonkE The Happyfolk Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Foot of a Great Mountain Posts: 164	You try to put the slide bowl in the chamber of a bong instead of the downtube. repeatedly. You try to post here in this thread You forget. Whats going on, what is this, whats being talked about?

#455 (permalink) 05-16-2007, 09:38 AM
Enders sho-mokey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8	forgetting everything

#456 (permalink) 05-17-2007, 09:59 PM
SpArKiTuP I Love Bud Join Date: May 2007 Location: Queens, New York Posts: 2	you know your stoned when... When your high as fuck and you see an ant carring a peice of a leaf or something and you think it's carring a peice of weed so you stare at it and ask your cousin does that ant have some weed and your cousin looks at you and says no and then starts laughing his ass off and then you start laughing your ass off just because he is laughing and then you stare at the ant again and then ask him are you sure look at it isn't that weed. True story happened to me I was higher than I have ever been and I really thought the ant was carring weed.

#457 (permalink) 05-18-2007, 01:17 AM
Eclipse_Shadow Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 144	You so stoned when you don't know that bananna bread is a real food __________________ All you have to do is follow the worms. They used to have pulses in them But impulse has made the strong Evaporated the fur Because it covers them If you only knew the plans they had for us

#458 (permalink) 05-19-2007, 02:44 AM
stoned0ya Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14	when you cant say a sentance that actually makes sence so you think in your head that you forgot how to speak english when you feel like your dying of thirst but are too lazy to get up so you think about drinking the lotion cause its within arms reach when you think all the sober people around you is acting weird... but its only cause your stoned __________________ Don't Drink and Drive _ _ _ _ _ Smoke and Fly.

#459 (permalink) 05-19-2007, 07:30 PM
bigtree Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Location: H-town, Tx Posts: 226	you know you're stoned when you put too many eye drops and they're dripping down your face which makes you think that you're crying. I really thought that i was crying. i forgot i put the eye drops in.

#460 (permalink) 05-20-2007, 03:06 AM
stoned0ya Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14	when your riding in the car in the rain and the windsheild wipers seem like the most incredibly smart thing ever __________________ Don't Drink and Drive _ _ _ _ _ Smoke and Fly. Last edited by stoned0ya; 05-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.

#461 (permalink) 05-21-2007, 04:25 AM
FrIzZLe FrY 420 Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 166	you kno ur stoned if, you go to the counter and order everything for u and ur freind at wendeys then he comes up and orders the same thing for both of us then i tell him i just ordered then he says 'wait i just ordered for us' then the lady goes 'are those all together or sepoerate ordered' then we keep arguing back and forth about who ordered the food first and how to do it, then just tell the lady to give us whatever she has written down just cause were so sick of arguing then get the food and go back to the table and realized we both got 2 toally different and wrong things. if you say 'ok im gonna start conserving bud 2morro after a bowl. then wake up and wake and bake then make a homemade peace pipe out of bamboo then smoke out of that, then eat then smoke again, then smoke one last time before bed and turn on the big lebowski then watch for 10 mijns then dose off in my chair. then repeat untill all my bud is gone if you miss being able to have the freedom to shit in the playground and not go to jail like when u were 4

#462 (permalink) 05-21-2007, 10:54 AM
Grassm0nkee Toker 4 life! Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 35	when you're... you know you're stoned when you can't find the god damn lighter!!!!! =) __________________ If you got weed smoke it! If its mine then I would since its yours you could, you should. If I aint there when you blaze a blunt please think of me. I'm real weed smoker!

#463 (permalink) 05-21-2007, 10:57 AM
Grassm0nkee Toker 4 life! Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 35	You knw you're baked when.. You know you're stoned when... You can't find the god damn lighter!!! the worst is when you cant find the fucking weed!!!! ------------------- __________________ If you got weed smoke it! If its mine then I would since its yours you could, you should. If I aint there when you blaze a blunt please think of me. I'm real weed smoker!

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#464 (permalink) 05-22-2007, 06:34 AM
Budder81 (\';::;'/) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3rd rock from the sun Posts: 2,023	When you put a cig in you ear to smoke later, go outside, and pull out a new one, light it up and realize you have one in your ear. (just happened now) When you and a friend hike up a hill for about 10 minutes and forgot a lighter. __________________ http://cannaopia.myminicity.com/ < check it out

#465 (permalink) 05-28-2007, 06:17 AM
rufiodrums07 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1	you know your high when you drive to Meijer's at 3 in the morning just to steal candy from the big plastic containers that you buy candy by the pound from. you know your high when you turn into a nursing home parking lot because you thought it was the turn to get into the Meijer's parking lot which is about 50 feet ahead. you know your high when once you get to Meijer's you get out of your car and get half way into the store when u realize u never turned ur car off and ur friend is laughing his ass off in the passenger seat. Ya we had just got some dank and i was FUZZZZED up. But it was the funniest night ever!