You know your stoned when.....

[gofuzzyourself]

Originally Posted by NewSense

You know your a Stoner When You Wait For 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were sopposed to smoke 9 minutes ago..

You know youe a stoner when you Make a bowl of Cerial at midnight..and walk out of the kitchen after making the bowl..and you sit on your couch and realize your missing your bowl of cerial..

both of these has happened to me on more than one occasion ... lol yep, i'm a stoner!

[gofuzzyourself]

oh, right, now for my own. see, i am a stoner. anyways, you know you're a stoner when the vizualization mode on iTunes traps you for 45 minutes and you can't take your eyes off the pretty moving colors ...

and when you start coughing so hard you pop a muscle out of place, think you have a broken rib, go to the hospital the next day to get it checked out, are told to avoid anything that makes you cough, and go home and pack a bowl in a roor [ yeah tha'd be me. ]

[lilkristin88]

Originally Posted by POTSTYLZ

there actually a thread like this in the gen forum. but You know your high when you go to work blitzed and relize your not supposed to be there till tomorrow

ive done that twice

[flamin kronik]

Yeah, this was on the gen forum, but i'll put my story here too cuz i think it's funny. You know your stoned when you order a meal from burgerking and when the guy asks you what you want to drink you say "barbeque sauce"...meant to say "rootbeer"...it was emberressing. Also you know your REALLY high when your playing on crutches, your pants fall down when you hit the ground, and you stand there for a few minutes before you realize what happened. I was right in the middle of some park with a bunch of my friends and girlfriend at the time, shit was emberressing, but a great story nonetheless.

[Square Cloud]

You know youre a stoner when you have something insightful to say to your friend but instead you cough and say "...dude..."

[Spoon-O-Dank]

when you're too lazy to go get your baggie from the other room, and smoke someone out if they go and get it.

when you have all your pot broken up and you realize you forgot the blunt.

when you get all excited to blaze only to realize you cashed all your stash 5 minutes ago

when you fall asleep 5 minutes after starting a movie.

[Bogat]

when you smoke a joint your friend rolls you and he tells you it had chocolate cokkie inside.

[SteveDave]

You know you stoned when you pee in your friends aquarium(true story)

[Epiphany]

When you stop at a stop sign and wait for the bloody thing to turn green

When you load a bowl without dumping the ash out of the last one, you cant pull a hit, and fuck up a bowl of good weed having to dump out a half burning bowl and watch it crumble into black powder.

You look for something for 30 minutes and find out it was in your hand the whole time.

You pour or start to pour, anything but milk on your cereal.

You fumble with your words while trying to casually return a greeting from someone as you pass by them.

You drive 40mph on the highway.

I could go on and on. Eat your heart out Jeff Foxworthy...

[$neaky]

- when you try to use the bong as a parascop to look out of your smoking spot and end up dumping bong water all over your self ( happened to my friend a few days a go )

- you have a staring contest with your dog and be really happy when you win

- you fall off your bike and land on some ones baged leafs and again be really happy lol

- your smoking out side when its raining and instead of going to to get a drink you stand out in the rain with ur head tilted back and mouth open lol

[Sails]

When you hit the back button on your browzer, wait 5 minutes for it to go, then realize you didn't release your finger off the mouse. (All the time)

[Bogat]

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Iv done that

[Sails]

When you call to deliver pizza, spend 10 minutes on the phone with the dude, wait 2 hours for it to come, and realize you didn't give them your address.

[Wykid]

Originally Posted by flamin kronik

when the guy asks you what you want to drink you say "barbeque sauce"...meant to say "rootbeer"

lmao, ive done this at Dennys lmao.

[HerbanLegend]

Originally Posted by slipknotbiker88

-You know you're stoned when your buddy tells you to pack up another bowl, and half an hour later you wonder why no one's smoking.

Hahaha, I don't know how many time I've done this before.

Good post.

-HL