You know your stoned when.....

[Thenowhereman42]

You know your stoned when trees start looking at you funny.

[happynhigh]

you know ur stoned when, pissing (on some grass in a random frezzing cold feild) feels like dispatching laods of mini ninjas

[stoned0ya]

when you can stare at the fucking sun for really long and it doesnt even hurt your eyes.. and then after you cant see anything and u start freaking out because your sure youve burned out your retnas.. and dont even know how you know the word retna!


and also when you are at the gas station with ur car windows rolled down and there is a cop not far away so everyone tries to act really normal. but then you hear something in the parking lot that sounds like a witch screaming so everyone just starts laughing off their asses..


folllowed by your best friend running out of the convinience store holding a gallon of chocolate milk and ice cream above his head.

[CitizenKind]

You know you are frickin stoned when you come to a complete stop at a green light!! I've done it before.

[Ars moriendi]

you know you're stoned when you rate the avatar above you in the you know your stoned when thread

10/10 oooh oooooh ohhhhh mr. bill fuckin' owns

[Spxxns]

Originally Posted by Ars moriendi

you know you're baked when you unknowingly pass a chuck e cheese headphones blasting joint in hand singing along to I wanna fuck you like an animal and all you can do is laugh and sing louder to cover up the complete lack of forethought as a mother looks to get in her car 'n run you down

If I could fit in the jungle gyms at Chuck E Cheeze, I think it would be awesome to hotbox in there.
And then jump in the ball pit like your invincible.

[stew12]

When the bowl of vector;s empty, and my roomate asks why the milk is in the cupboard?

[oldscholstoner]

When you get lost in the woods behind your house for 5 hours and chop down a tree.

[Ars moriendi]

you know you're high as fuck when you get in half assed convo about if mexico has alleys with a mexican guy and a hindu guy who work at subway all while some funny straight outta seinfeld russian/ukranian/polish guy stands waiting to get his now cold toasted sub

[urgr8estfear]

You know you're a stoner when you know the smell of your ganja plants during flowering is not a problem, because of the smell of the ganja you smoke overpowers it easily.

[Qoric]

Here are mine there all true stories.

1. When you go downstairs at 3 am grave a bowel of ice cream eat it then go back upstairs and cuddle with your wife who 30minutes later you realize is your dog.

2. You have your bud in your mouth and ask your wife (in person at home) when she gets off work.

3. You wait 10minutes for your browser to come up then you realize you didn't click on the icon!

4. When you come home with a big lit blunt in your mouth at 2 in the morning. (when i was in high school and lived with parents)

5. When you've taught your dog how to smoke out of a bowel. (i still have to hold it for him)

6. When you make a post on GC that makes no since the next day.

[sativahybrid024]

Two things today....You have a day off so you clean and while cleaning find a ziplock baggie crammed with mersh (must have got mad at mersh and hid it)

Another, you go to the bank to cash a check and upon reaching the tellers window...you realize you have forgotten the check at your house

[Spxxns]

You know your stoned when you buy a bag of chips with a credit card.
But before you do, you call your dad to make sure its okay.

[cigga-dro]

u know ur high when u take a drink of ur bong water thinkin it was a coke

u know ur high when u pack a bowl and forget it was in ur hand

u know ur high when ur sittin online talkin about burnin in a forum haha

[Ars moriendi]

Originally Posted by sativahybrid024

Two things today....You have a day off so you clean and while cleaning find a ziplock baggie crammed with mersh (must have got mad at mersh and hid it)

Another, you go to the bank to cash a check and upon reaching the tellers window...you realize you have forgotten the check at your house

I've gone all the way to the store making sure I remembered a few j's my skateboard a sidebag to stash my munchies in...everything even a fucking windbreaker incase of a drizzle

...NO MONEY! NO LIGHTER! 4 miles and 2 of the 4 j's smoked (lit off a cig cherry back to back to smolder the annoyance at noting the money/flame issue on my return)

thats true stonerism