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-You know you're stoned when your buddy tells you to pack up another bowl, and half an hour later you wonder why no one's smoking. -You know you're stoned when it takes you 10 minutes to crawl up the stairs because you think they're going to collapse under you. -When you go to Wendy's and pass out with your face in your french fries.
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you know your high when you decide its a good idea to moon a police officer.
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When people can be screaming your name and you won't here them ('cause you're all zoned out), but when they say marijuana, it immediately gets your attention. When you're sitting in the back of a van, and you think you're rolling around in a barrel (happened to a friend of mine. That shit was fuckin hilarious )
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| Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Louisiana
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...when someone laughs and you think its the trippieest thing ever Your piece already has a name & carrying pouch After your 2nd bowl you think you're on some sort of mission ...when you grow your own weed When you wake n bake, rise with red eyes and billow then pillow. |
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| Ganja Connoisseur Join Date: Sep 2004
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When walking to the basement seems like the biggest chore. Then you call your friend crazy when he talks about walking to the store. Or Even worse, the mall. You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget. You take 10 minutes to hide your peice, get on your coat and leave the house. You plan it before doing it elaboratley. |
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| probahtion sucks Join Date: Oct 2005
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when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them your do physical harm to them (this happened, twice)
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