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Old 10-27-2005, 06:10 AM
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You know your high when you have a ten minute conversation about how to but a dollar in a soda machine.

Spend 30 minutes having a battle with invisible light sabers. And actually include the sound effects.

when you end up talking like our brilliant president
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:17 PM
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MORE MORE MROE THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THREAD !!! KEEP EM COMING THERE FUNY AS HELL !!!! IT GETS ME OFF......im fucking wasted hahahahahahhahahahhahableeeP
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Old 10-28-2005, 02:07 PM
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You know your high when you have a ten minute conversation about how to but a dollar in a soda machine.
You know your stoned when you read this about 6 times, and you know that there is something wrong with it, but can't figure out what. LMAO (I now know that it was meant to be put, not but.)

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when you end up talking like our brilliant president
LMAO!!! I love this one!! haha.

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-You know you're stoned when your buddy tells you to pack up another bowl, and half an hour later you wonder why no one's smoking.

-You know you're stoned when it takes you 10 minutes to crawl up the stairs because you think they're going to collapse under you.

-When you go to Wendy's and pass out with your face in your french fries.
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-When you go to Wendy's and pass out with your face in your french fries.
or when you go there and steal all the plastic silverware because you thought the dishwasher ate yours. Done it. At least I had extra spoons.
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man i just good a good laugh reading the one about wendy's beacuse just about a week i did the same thing now reading your post makes crack up
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you know your high when you decide its a good idea to moon a police officer.
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u kno ur stond when

u kno ur stoned when u cant stand cuz u feel like ur being masaged every where (happened to me) and time seems to go by relly fast
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When people can be screaming your name and you won't here them ('cause you're all zoned out), but when they say marijuana, it immediately gets your attention.

When you're sitting in the back of a van, and you think you're rolling around in a barrel (happened to a friend of mine. That shit was fuckin hilarious )
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u no ur stoned whn sum1 asks u sumint and u say u will do it 2moro
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...when someone laughs and you think its the trippieest thing ever

Your piece already has a name & carrying pouch

After your 2nd bowl you think you're on some sort of mission

...when you grow your own weed

When you wake n bake, rise with red eyes and billow then pillow.
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When walking to the basement seems like the biggest chore. Then you call your friend crazy when he talks about walking to the store. Or Even worse, the mall.

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

You take 10 minutes to hide your peice, get on your coat and leave the house. You plan it before doing it elaboratley.
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you think of the funniest response to this thread but you forget it by the time you've read all the posts


when you have a baggie but no papers so you roll a joint with a page from the phone book
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u kno ur stoned whn it takes u 20 mins 2 ritee this msg cuz u av smoked to much
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when u stare at color changeing lites for an hour and whenever someone trys to pull you away from them your do physical harm to them (this happened, twice)
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