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I am your BuD-E · #**2491** (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 02:26 AM

i got 2..

you know your a stoner when your wife asks you if you wanna have sex and you say no cuz you want to smoke a blunt..

you know your a stoner when you tell your dealer youll be there in five minutes and then go outside and stand there like your waiting for him for a half hour then realize you were supposed to go there about 25 minutes ago.

Vuchato · #**2492** (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 03:32 AM

when you try pouring cinnamon toast crunch in a jar of peanut butter for five minutes before realizing the box is closed.

MadMax420 · #**2493** (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 05:54 AM

when you realize that because of the nanosecond it takes for your brain to processs the signals your nerves are sending it, you are actually living a nanosecond in the past and the present does not exist

when you find yourself only able to speak in obscene farting noises and have no control over this

when you have water stuck in your ear and think that the noise its making is actually yoiur brain speaking a different language to you

when you attempt to speak russian to a movie youre watching (alice in wonderland in russian or something) and then think that you have succeeded in doing so

have a pair of spectrum glasses to wear when you toke

weednotcrack · #**2494** (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 06:00 AM

when you have 2 things on your mind and you switch them.

like when you put the box of cereal in the refrigerator and the milk in the cabinet

J. Watson · #**2495** (**permalink**) 11-08-2009, 12:26 AM

posted this in "stoner when" but i think its more suited for "stoned when"

when your walking home from the store listening to headphones at 3 o clock in the morning and your on the left side of the road, and your walking and listening to your music, you causaly look up at the night sky and see orion the hunter and a full moon, you lower your view back to the sidewalk in front of you, notice your now on the right side of the road, you stop in your tracks, throw your headphones down from your ears to your neck and say aloud, "when the fuck did i cross the street?"

GTea · #**2496** (**permalink**) 11-09-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Watson

posted this in "stoner when" but i think its more suited for "stoned when"

when your walking home from the store listening to headphones at 3 o clock in the morning and your on the left side of the road, and your walking and listening to your music, you causaly look up at the night sky and see orion the hunter and a full moon, you lower your view back to the sidewalk in front of you, notice your now on the right side of the road, you stop in your tracks, throw your headphones down from your ears to your neck and say aloud, "when the fuck did i cross the street?"

HAHAHAHAAHHA knowing what the star formations are but not realizing that youve crossed the street

Priceless stoner moment sir

aussytoker · #**2497** (**permalink**) 11-09-2009, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by PotheadHippie

i ALWAYS forget what i'm watching when i'm ripped! Haha i always feel so dumb!

Oh i did that with a train documentary... you'd be amazed how little you care about trains after watching a documentary on em... yep...

I know my "source" was baked weighing up too, instead of .06 on the scale it was .60 an extra .6 per stick lol... maybe i should tell him.... nah..

XxChaosXLovexX · #**2498** (**permalink**) 11-09-2009, 02:48 AM

You know you're high when you purchase an apple fritter from the doughnut shop and take a bite out of it when you get to your car only to realize how ungodly good it is. You proceed to go back in and order 12 more of them but only after you let the erection caused by the fritter go down. Then you get back to your car and really it made you skeet slightly as well too.

FallenBlank · #**2499** (**permalink**) 11-09-2009, 05:56 AM

You know you're stoned when you're watching someone on TV talk in an accent and think they're speaking a different language

NYCdeisel · #**2500** (**permalink**) 11-09-2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by FallenBlank

You know you're stoned when you're watching someone on TV talk in an accent and think they're speaking a different language

Haha that is soo true!

happens to me all the time

gravityfed · #**2501** (**permalink**) 11-11-2009, 12:04 AM

you knwo your stoned when yoo walk through the back door of your granmas house and your mom asks you why your acting funny, your grandma accuses you of being high and you turn around and walk out of the door laughing your ass off... very true story....

you know your high when you spend thirty minutes laughing at cheech and chong parked in the middle of the interstate on tv

NYCdeisel · #**2502** (**permalink**) 11-11-2009, 01:38 AM

When tv shows and commercials start to blend together.

letsbuurn · #**2503** (**permalink**) 11-11-2009, 01:56 AM

you know your too stoned when you read about how stoned you are

smoketree420 · #**2504** (**permalink**) 11-11-2009, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by smoweed

when you look around and realize "what the hell am i gonna do with all these baggies?"

yess!!!

Vuchato · #**2505** (**permalink**) 11-11-2009, 02:29 AM

when you keep getting surprised at how much green you have left to smoke until you realize ten minutes later you've been smoking white ashes. it was dark.

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#2491 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 02:26 AM
I am your BuD-E Bronze member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7	Re: You know your stoned when..... i got 2.. you know your a stoner when your wife asks you if you wanna have sex and you say no cuz you want to smoke a blunt.. you know your a stoner when you tell your dealer youll be there in five minutes and then go outside and stand there like your waiting for him for a half hour then realize you were supposed to go there about 25 minutes ago.

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Vuchato Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 46 Blog Entries: 1	Re: You know your stoned when..... when you try pouring cinnamon toast crunch in a jar of peanut butter for five minutes before realizing the box is closed.

#2493 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 05:54 AM
MadMax420 is baked beyond belief! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ehurst IL Posts: 21 Blog Entries: 1	Re: You know your stoned when..... when you realize that because of the nanosecond it takes for your brain to processs the signals your nerves are sending it, you are actually living a nanosecond in the past and the present does not exist when you find yourself only able to speak in obscene farting noises and have no control over this when you have water stuck in your ear and think that the noise its making is actually yoiur brain speaking a different language to you when you attempt to speak russian to a movie youre watching (alice in wonderland in russian or something) and then think that you have succeeded in doing so have a pair of spectrum glasses to wear when you toke __________________ If the sea was all weed and I was a duck, I'd swim myself down, and light myself up. But the sea is not weed and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bowl and shut the f*ck up.

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#2495 (permalink) 11-08-2009, 12:26 AM
J. Watson Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Outside the Asylum Posts: 239	Re: You know your stoned when..... posted this in "stoner when" but i think its more suited for "stoned when" when your walking home from the store listening to headphones at 3 o clock in the morning and your on the left side of the road, and your walking and listening to your music, you causaly look up at the night sky and see orion the hunter and a full moon, you lower your view back to the sidewalk in front of you, notice your now on the right side of the road, you stop in your tracks, throw your headphones down from your ears to your neck and say aloud, "when the fuck did i cross the street?" __________________ But I've yet to attain omnipresent super galatic oneness...

#2498 (permalink) 11-09-2009, 02:48 AM
XxChaosXLovexX I build, I break. Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: La La Land, California Posts: 243	Re: You know your stoned when..... You know you're high when you purchase an apple fritter from the doughnut shop and take a bite out of it when you get to your car only to realize how ungodly good it is. You proceed to go back in and order 12 more of them but only after you let the erection caused by the fritter go down. Then you get back to your car and really it made you skeet slightly as well too. __________________ Word.

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FallenBlank Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 37	Re: You know your stoned when..... You know you're stoned when you're watching someone on TV talk in an accent and think they're speaking a different language

#2501 (permalink) 11-11-2009, 12:04 AM
gravityfed seasoned smoker Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Gravity Fed Posts: 55	Re: You know your stoned when..... you knwo your stoned when yoo walk through the back door of your granmas house and your mom asks you why your acting funny, your grandma accuses you of being high and you turn around and walk out of the door laughing your ass off... very true story.... you know your high when you spend thirty minutes laughing at cheech and chong parked in the middle of the interstate on tv __________________ Word. GravityFed has some school work to do, But he'll smoke alllll day until his face turns blue, Working on assignments just to get some better marks-quick But he's got that lighter in his hand, always ready to spark-shit.<<Free style rap by Smoke&mirrors in the where my daytime smokers at thread

#2502 (permalink) 11-11-2009, 01:38 AM
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#2503 (permalink) 11-11-2009, 01:56 AM
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#2505 (permalink) 11-11-2009, 02:29 AM
Vuchato Registered User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 46 Blog Entries: 1	Re: You know your stoned when..... when you keep getting surprised at how much green you have left to smoke until you realize ten minutes later you've been smoking white ashes. it was dark.