You know your stoned when.....

[sports28]

you know your stoned when you call someone and forget who your calling while its ringing

[SuicidalSoldier]

Originally Posted by Kosmic Kronick

You know your high when you say you're late for school and run out the door and half way through you realize you graduated awhile ago

Originally Posted by Wykid

you know your stoned when you light your cig the wrong way.
you know your stoned when you go to In n Out and stand there for 20 mins trying to figure out what to get.

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Originally Posted by CVPX243
o yeah got a nother one

you know ur stoned when you spend like 20 minutes yelling at people and looking for your weed when its in your hand

sorry but these just seem so frickin funny for some reason at th mo...

[Jack Stone]

You know your stoned when you can't say The Vicinity of Obsinity - I came accross this while listening to System of a Down and a buddy asked what song was playing (as if he would remember the name anyway).

Im very familiar with taking a couple of hits then forgetting that it was like 5 minutes ago and I have to repeat the process..

You know your stoned when someone smses you, you hit reply and forget what they said... you get stuck in a loop, exiting to read the sms again then hitting reply and..........


This is my first post... dought anyone cares though.

[morphs]

You know you're stoned when you go to GameCrazy just to play games.

You know you're stoned when you have the ash try full of gar guts resting on your stomach while smoking a blunt and have a giant twitch causing the guts to go all over the couch and yourself. Then you're too stoned to care and pick it up.

[Ars moriendi]

you know you're stoned when making ramen becomes doable upon seeing your bong in the dishwasher but no bowl to nuke in

[provin1327]

^^ wtf? You know your stoned when your fridge is totally empty

[provin1327]

Oh i have anothero ne . You know your stoned when you can eat 2 chipotle burritos

[tehMX]

You know you're a stoner when you're smoking out a Listerine bottle converted into a bong, and using A&W Rootbeer in place of water.

One could also say....

You know you're stoner when you can Macguyver anything into a smoking device.

[Stew11]

you know your stoned when you get out of your car in the parking lot of Taco Bell and after walking fifteen feet to get inside you say to your friend, "man walking sucks"

you know your stoned when you go to turkey hill and get the half gallon soda cup and fill it up with squishy and then laugh everytime you look at, yet you still finish it in like ten minutes

[xxmind0vermatte]

YOu know your stoned when out of nowhere you stare at your White pitbull and laugh saying he looks like a giant mouse. Hahhaha true story a few days ago i got stoned for the first time in a few weeks i was blazed up.

[Ars moriendi]

you know you're baked when you realize skittles are just round saucer shaped jelly beans with less natural oil more crap from concentrate

[Minion]

u smoke a blunt eat a pack and a half of twilzers then puke all over your steering wheel fifteen minutes later

^^^^^^
my tuesday night

[GreenLantern420]

Originally Posted by sports28

you know your stoned when you call someone and forget who your calling while its ringing

hahah thats happened to me many times. It is so aggravating

[Grave]

...when you are watching tv and dont realize the channel went off-air an hour ago
...when you try to smoke a cigarette backwards(light the filter, and have the tobacco part in your mouth)
...when you and your friend stop walking and stand in the middle of a parking lot discussing for 10 minutes about whether or not you just seen the door to the school open by itself
...when you try to start your car while its running instead of shifting
...when you stare at your zippo trying to remember how it worked
...when you go to the woods to smoke a bowl, leave, go to smoke more later and realize you left your bag where you were before(did that tonight, I was so pissed, I found it though, then my lighter was dead )
...when you get up after really bad accident, lucky to be alive, much less walking, and all you can think about is "I really need some ice-cream"
...when you remember to smoke outside the house, but forget to close the door and screen so that all the smoke blows inside anyway(thats how I got caught)
...when you're walking and see your friend and have to ask him why you were there (I do that often)

eh, I could probably think of more, but I cant remember anyright now...all those are only from me(I'm always a little dumb, and I just get worse when I'm high)

[OhFuhQ]

Originally Posted by Fat Bags

You know your stoned when your watching TV and comercials come on, and you forget what you were watching. (Has happend to me alot)

ALWAYS Happens..

You know your stoned when someone is talking to you & your starin at their watch..