You know your stoned when.....

[CVPX243]

o yeah got a nother one

you know ur stoned when you spend like 20 minutes yelling at people and looking for your weed when its in your hand

[Bob420]

Originally Posted by CVPX243

o yeah got a nother one

you know ur stoned when you spend like 20 minutes yelling at people and looking for your weed when its in your hand

i've done that too many times.


you know your stoned when you look in the mirror and your face seems two different shades. im serious, get real high and look at your face.

[wanderingevil]

You know you're stoned when you decide to build a giant room out of doors in the back of your friends pick-up truck

^ it was really fun

[ElBeeroMan]

You know you are stoned when Courtney Love is laying next to you.

[hempdude420]

you know you're stoned when you forget to cover the carb. Been there done that

[Fat Bags]

You know your stoned when your watching TV and comercials come on, and you forget what you were watching. (Has happend to me alot)

[the lego man]

You know you're stoned when:

you think the toilet is the trash can

you offer your hard core straight edge friends or teachers a hit or ask them if they wanna pack another bowl or are high enough yet

you keep saying, "I need to smoke more. Excuse me, WE need to smoke more."

[Talon]

you know youre stoned when youre smokeing behind your friends neighbors garage and hear his dad pulling up into his driveway just by the sound of the engine. and everything that follows afterwards feels like the re-enactment of a james bond movie.

[sherlockhead]

you know your stoned when u go to the grocery to pick up munchies an u fall asleep in their porch furniture display

HAHA greatest nap of my life

[sherlockhead]

Originally Posted by the lego man

You know you're stoned when:

you think the toilet is the trash can

you offer your hard core straight edge friends or teachers a hit or ask them if they wanna pack another bowl or are high enough yet

you keep saying, "I need to smoke more. Excuse me, WE need to smoke more."

haha yeah bro me an my 3 stoner friends hang out with about 6 straight edge kids, it sucks they get pissed when we talk about weed

[sherlockhead]

u know your stoned when the only reason ur high buddies yell at u is beause u blew the bud out of the bowl because u were laughing too hard

[miamitoker]

you know your stoned when you grab the controller to the tv lay on your couch as stare at a blank tv for 5 minutes before realizing its not on.

you know your stoned when get in the car get to the place you wanted to go and dont wanna get out of the car because your so into your music.

you know your stoned when your at the cvs counter staring at magazines and candy and you hear a "are you next" but its so far you dont think nothing of it and after hearing it like 5 times it becomes really loud and you realize theive been talking to you for the past like minute and you were totally zoned out lol.

you know your stoned when you go completly out of your way to go to a ice cream palor.

you know your stoned when your walking around school and you think your on a mission and everyone is looking at you.

all have happend to me

[love4easymac]

Originally Posted by hempdude420

you know you're stoned when you forget to cover the carb. Been there done that

Love your sig.

[smoke__aLot!!!]

You knoe your stoned when you stop at a the warning sign for a stop sign.

You knoe your stoned when you and your friends sit in a car for 20 mins before you relize the car isnt on (but you still go on a trip)

[emagdnim13]

Originally Posted by Fat Bags

You know your stoned when your watching TV and comercials come on, and you forget what you were watching. (Has happend to me alot)

inside my mind as that happens...

what was i watching?

holy shit, how did i forget?

what channel am i watching?

oh my god, the show literally just changed and i forgot.

then it comes back on and all is right again.


this happens way to often.

it has happened to me and my girlfriend before too.