You know your stoned when.....

[riverside420]

you know youre stoned when you blaze and leave your bud in your car, then walk around your car 8 times making sure all the doors are locked

ive done this too many times

[lilsmokie]

Originally Posted by riverside420

you know youre stoned when you blaze and leave your bud in your car, then walk around your car 8 times making sure all the doors are locked

ive done this too many times

you know you're stoned when you walk around your house a bunch of times looking for your keys b4 you do all that

[That_1_guy]

I didn't want to read through all thirteen pages, so IDK if this was already posted, but..

You know your stoned if you try to take a hit from the carb on your bowl.

True story lol, I was so messed up and I went to take another hit and put the carb up to my mouth and couldnt figure out why the bowl part was so close to my face, but I kept trying to light it anyway the whole time while my friends were laughing at me.

[FistsofFury]

=The cigarette tastes really fucking good

=You look down and realize it was your turn to hit and you've just been holding the shit talking.

=You have a grand time playing 'lighter catch'.

[Smot-Poker]

Originally Posted by Square Cloud

After your 2nd bowl you think you're on some sort of mission

And start humming the james bond theme as you're packing.... and your friends join in.... good times.

[maestroelite]

=When you go to order your tacos and ask for them with snake and get EXTREMELY confused why they say they dont have that when you really wanted steak.

=You can think of the best practical jokes but forget about them halfway through gathering your supplies, which usually means you digressed into the kitchen..

=When the last 5 pictures someone took of you they thought you had "redeye"

[claytonallen420]

you know ur high when you put in a dvd and cant focus long enough to press the play button so u watch the opening scene selection all night ( happens all the time)

[jonster]

because imm high, because i got high, because i got high, i cannot, open my eyes.

[BrickInTheWall]

Originally Posted by NewSense

You know your a Stoner When You Wait For 4:20 to hit..And its 4:29 before you realized you were sopposed to smoke 9 minutes ago..

Story of my life +REP!

[DCrist721]

Originally Posted by That_1_guy

You know your stoned if you try to take a hit from the carb on your bowl.

Lol almost... you know your stoned when, you put your finger on the lit bowl thinking its the carb of your spoon.

Originally Posted by Litew8stoner

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

Originally Posted by mumbler

You come up with a revolutionary idea and you scramble to find someone to tell and as you try and verbalize your epiphany it slowly tails off into a blank stare.

The worst part is that you'll never know if it was a good idea, a unique idea, or if you were just so stoned that the idea was really never more than fragments of "You know what would be really cool" conversations you had with other really high people.

Ugh, I hate that, I always think of the greatest idea ever, and then forget what it was.

Originally Posted by TokinSmokin0420

you no ur stoned wen.....
-you call buger king and u ask if they deliver

Actually, there migth be other places that do it too, but in NYC some of the McDonalds deliver.

Originally Posted by Lithium

u know ur stoned when u mix ice cream and special k and call it the greatest invention ever

Yes, the weird food combo ideas happen all the time. I made a cheeseburger and I added a mcchicken patty and fries onto the burger at 2 am while my manager was still wondering why I came to mcdonalds.

Originally Posted by sodomizedjello

when you go to the bathroom at mcdonald's but accidentally walk into the janitor's closet and it takes you a minute to realize what you've done

Umm, actually, I work at McDonalds, and we dont have a janitors closet, so, you must have been REALLY stoned if you imagined a janitors closet. Or you just saw a mop and bucket in one of the bathrooms and were so high you thoguht it was a janitors closet, so you went into the mens bathroom instead?

Ok heres mine, including one that I already said above:

You know your stoned when, you put your finger on the lit bowl thinking its the carb of your spoon.

You know your stoned when, you try to light your lighter from the wrong side and dont realize your buring your finger on the hot metal.

And my favorite:

You know your stoned when you know that you have to piss, but you cant control or feel your muscles enough to make yourself pee.

[cocoa]

when you get up to get your bong and get distracted by this shit. only to realize the bong was right next to where you were sitting.

[AK Infinity]

1. You spend an hour rewinding a thirty second part of a movie you're watching on DVD.
2. You have a panic attack so severe you don't know if you should call 911 or pray.
3. You spend a good thirty minutes tearing up your apartment looking for the remote control but it's in your pocket.
4. You park your car in a parking garage but when you go to pick it up, lose it, and need help from a garage attendant to locate it.
5. You pee in the bathroom sink and then wash your hands.
6. You try to back your car into a carwash.
7. You realize that what you're saying and what you meant to say are two completely different things.
8. You decide a nice drive in the country is a good idea, at midnight.
9. You hear God's voice but completely forget what he said.
10. You whisper sweet nothing's in your girlfriend's ear but quickly realize it's not your girlfriend at all.

Stay green!

[NJ Haze]

-when you laughed and did about half of the things said in this thread
-when you will look in a completely different room so you can turn the volume up on the tv.
-when you see a ford crown vic. you think its an unmarked cop and get paranoid.

[sodomizedjello]

Originally Posted by DCrist721

Umm, actually, I work at McDonalds, and we dont have a janitors closet, so, you must have been REALLY stoned if you imagined a janitors closet. Or you just saw a mop and bucket in one of the bathrooms and were so high you thoguht it was a janitors closet, so you went into the mens bathroom instead?

ha ha you work at mcdonalds




jk haha nah mang it was a tiny closet with a bunch of cleaning things, when you close it it has a plate thing on it that says "janitor" where the other two doors say "men' "women"



you know you're stoned when..you been smoking weed all day..

[CVPX243]

you know your stoned when you walk downstairs or anywhere to get food and it feels like a mission. happens to me all the time