You know your stoned when.....

[LordHeinich19]

you know you're high when you put a plate in the toaster and a pop tart on the counter

[LordHeinich19]

haha, i just thought of two more... you know ur stoned:

1: if you're walking down a dark hallway and stop because there is something in the way... but there isnt anything there so you go wtf? and keep walking, but you then trip and fall because there actually was something in the way.

2: if you had to read #1 about five times before you actually got it.

[KALiBERRRR]

i dont agree with 2

[LordHeinich19]

I had to even though i was the one who wrote it!

[.....CAM.....]

-You know your a stoner when you make a collection of all the best ones from this thread and put it into a txt file so you can read it on your iPod when your stoned.

which is what im doing right now lol

[BMactoker]

you know you're high when you go to get something out of the freezer to munch on and put your wallet cell phone and keys in its place.

[BUDGROWER]

you know ur stoned when u pack a bong, then forget about it and 30 mins l8er wonder who the fuck packed the bong.

[I hate cops]

You know you're stoned when you're sitting on a bike that when you press the peddles backwards they break, you have your foot on the peddle pushing back but you don't know it, and with your other foot, trying to scooter the bike and you move like 2 feet outside of a public school screaming "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"

[wolfpackcracker]

You know you're high when you walk back into your house then think your 007, trying to not get caught.

When you kneel down to tie your shoes then fall over and look at your friend laughing his a$$ off.

[Ktg!06!]

... when you and ur friend are smokin in the car and decide to go to walmart at midnight ... you get a shit load of munchie food and drinks ... then come back out to car ... to realize the doors are locked and your keys are laying on the drivers seat.

so you proceed to go back in walmart and find the cop who is stationed there at night to break in your car for you ... and you watch the cop unlocking your car ... knowing there is a roach in the ashtray hoping to god he can't smell the reefer

it was funny ....

[tommyboy6001]

You Know you're stoned when you can't remember your buddy's number that you called 20 minutes ago...

You Know you're stoned when you can't remember what happened 30 seconds ago...

You Know you're stoned when you hear the sizzling of your hair being burned and you think somebody is making bacon....(actually happened to me)

[Ars moriendi]

Originally Posted by Ktg!06!

... when you and ur friend are smokin in the car and decide to go to walmart at midnight ... you get a shit load of munchie food and drinks ... then come back out to car ... to realize the doors are locked and your keys are laying on the drivers seat.

so you proceed to go back in walmart and find the cop who is stationed there at night to break in your car for you ... and you watch the cop unlocking your car ... knowing there is a roach in the ashtray hoping to god he can't smell the reefer

it was funny ....

you know you're stoned when you go out toke coke and opiate yourself only to return slightly paranoid to find you've locked yourself out but your stoner sense kicks in and you manage to sort it out grinning the rest of the night at a close super annoying night crashin' call

[provin1327]

you know your high when you got the munches so bad that you jsut stare at your food

[Talon]

you know you're stoned when a cop walks by your car and says, "thats a nice looking car." and the first thing that wants to come out of your mouth is, "you have no right to search my vehicle." lol it has happened to a friend before.

[stoned0ya]

You know your stoned when you start to write one of these jokes about your mom and when your finished its about how good your bowl of cereal was.