jokes and jokes and jokes

[SenorDingDong]

MJ ones. Now I love MJ but these are just funny

When does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand


Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
Because he heard boys' pants were half off


bahahahaha

[flamin kronik]

why did michael jackson call boys II men?...because he thaught it was a delivery service.

What did the woman sunbathing say to michael jackson?....GET OUT OF MY SUN!

I used to know more but i dont really remember them

[hoast]

Originally Posted by flamin kronik

why did michael jackson call boys II men?...because he thaught it was a delivery service.

What did the woman sunbathing say to michael jackson?....GET OUT OF MY SUN!

I used to know more but i dont really remember them

haha i never heard that boys II men one

[cat_eyes]

ok there was 3 guys driving from ohio to flordia and their car broke down in the middle of no where in kentucky. So the guys decided to walk and try to find a house, they walk for about 2 hours when they finally come to this little farm house. Relieved that they finally found someone they knock on the door. An old man probably in his 80's came to the door and asked what they wanted. One the the guys named Ryhan looked at the old man and said our car broke down we need a place to stay for the night. The old man stepped back and rubbed his bald head and asked who are those other boys. Ryhan replied this is chris and jeff, thew old man said alright you can stay in the barn if you don't drink or do drugs, the guys agreed to it and headed to the barn.

The next morning the old man wakes up and walks out to the barn, he opened the door and there were beer cans, liquior bottles, needles, crushed pills, an ounce of weed, ect.
So the old man wakes the boys up and tells them each to go to his garden and bring back a fruit.

Well jeff came back with a lemon and chris came with a cherry, The old man instructed jeff to stick the lemon up his asshole and if he laughs he dies. So jeff stuck it up his ass and started laughing and fell over dead. The old man then looks at chris and out of nowhere chris started laughing and fell over dead.

Jeff and Chris was sitting on a cloud together and jeff looked at chris and asked him why he started laughing before he shoved the cherry up his ass and Chris smiled and said I saw Ryhan coming with a watermelon.

[boredjim8]

Originally Posted by cat_eyes

Chris smiled and said I saw Ryhan coming with a watermelon.

hahahhahahhahaha


okay so a white guy is driving down the street and he doesnt like black people .. as he is driving he sees one on the sidewalk and was like man i really hate them .. and runs him over and drives off .. so he continues down the street and sees a priest and figures ill pick him up and be agood crhistan to take him to church (or wherever he was going) so the priest is in the passanger seet and he is driving down the street. The driver sees another blackman but rembers the priest in the car so he decides to hit the black guy but make it look like an accident. He starts to pretend to does off to sleep and veer twords the black guy. He hears a thump and quickly raises his head and was like "omg did i hit that man" and the priest says no u jist missed him i had to open my door to get him!

[Mr Skinner]

So your punchline is 'the priest, too, hates black people'
Pfffffft
What's that gotta do with Michael?

[boredjim8]

oo i didnt see the line that said mj ones i jsut saw jokes and jokes and jokes and his joke and the other guys jokes so i thought they were just any jokes (talkin about cat_eyes) cause his wasnt about mj ither .. sorry!

[provin1327]

What do Michel Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their meet in 8 year old buns