What Not To Say To A Cop

STONEDOG · #1 (**permalink**) 07-14-2002, 03:58 PM

WHEN A COP SAYS ,"GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT?"
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT RESPOND WITH,"GEE MISTER OFFICER YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?"

overgrowray · #2 (**permalink**) 07-16-2002, 08:39 AM

ha thats funny and i'm not high

#3 (**permalink**) 07-16-2002, 05:32 PM

nice one, hope to use it soon. It might auctually get you out of the ticket, if the guy is young and don't think your being a asshole

Big Poppa Puff · #4 (**permalink**) 07-22-2002, 10:34 PM

"hey Dude, what are you trying to put in my pocket!"

Switch · #5 (**permalink**) 07-23-2002, 01:08 AM

"no ossifer- there's no blood in my alcohol system"

#6 (**permalink**) 07-23-2002, 02:11 AM

uhhh, oops!

BudManToke · #7 (**permalink**) 07-24-2002, 05:12 AM

lol funny joke I wish i had some bud

420girlie · #8 (**permalink**) 07-24-2002, 05:37 AM

But the last five times I got away with a warning

phunkyphil · #9 (**permalink**) 07-30-2002, 08:31 AM

hahahaha.. cop jokes are always funny baked

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GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING
POT?

"Back off Barney, I've got a piece."

"Whatever you do, don't search my trunk."

"Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?"

"That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you."

"Dude, I think I can play the drums with your nightstick! "

"I bet Batman could beat you in a fight "

"Did they legalize marijuana yet? "

RazorRy · #10 (**permalink**) 08-11-2002, 11:10 AM

i dunno i remember one time i was high and a cop pulled my ass over and told me i didnt have my lights on....... so i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks.........then i drove off while he was jus staring at me.......i think he wanted to give me a ticket or somethin........oh well

HighAztec · #11 (**permalink**) 08-14-2002, 06:09 PM

lol yo this is outta tha topic some how but it does have to do with cops....i was watching that one show cops and they pulled this one dude over and he was high n all n he made no attempt whatsoever to hide the fact that he was high (he must of been high) i mean he told the officer strait out u kno what im high i just got off work...etc. u kno being real so the cops all talking into the camera about how hes shocked the dude didnt hide it n all how that was koo and i think thats cool the suspect made all the potsmokers look gooooood and plus u kno how that one quote goes:

"ALWAYS PROVIDE MORE THAN WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT"

so i dunno just a thought....back to my bongz..

GROWW ONN-peace o u t

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#1 (permalink) 07-14-2002, 03:58 PM
STONEDOG BONKING YOUR LEG Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 46	What Not To Say To A Cop WHEN A COP SAYS ,"GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT?" YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT RESPOND WITH,"GEE MISTER OFFICER YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED, HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DOUGHNUTS?"

#2 (permalink) 07-16-2002, 08:39 AM
overgrowray Thread Killa Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Usa, N East Posts: 5,006	ha thats funny and i'm not high __________________ You could never do what I do; Even if I became you You gotta let go of the envy; Cuz on your best day you'll never be me

#3 (permalink) 07-16-2002, 05:32 PM
Guest Posts: n/a	nice one, hope to use it soon. It might auctually get you out of the ticket, if the guy is young and don't think your being a asshole

#4 (permalink) 07-22-2002, 10:34 PM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,276	"hey Dude, what are you trying to put in my pocket!" __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...

#5 (permalink) 07-23-2002, 01:08 AM
Switch ARGH!!!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,731	"no ossifer- there's no blood in my alcohol system" __________________ Death smiles at EVERY man. All he can do is smile back. - Marcus Aurelius

#6 (permalink) 07-23-2002, 02:11 AM
Guest Posts: n/a	uhhh, oops!

#7 (permalink) 07-24-2002, 05:12 AM
BudManToke Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 200	lol funny joke I wish i had some bud

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420girlie Old School Stoner Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: home is where my bong is Posts: 1,827	But the last five times I got away with a warning __________________ ~Life in a vacuum sucks~

#9 (permalink) 07-30-2002, 08:31 AM
phunkyphil Old School Stoner Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,542	hahahaha.. cop jokes are always funny baked -------- GEE SON... YOUR EYES LOOK RED, HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING POT? "Back off Barney, I've got a piece." "Whatever you do, don't search my trunk." "Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?" "That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you." "Dude, I think I can play the drums with your nightstick! " "I bet Batman could beat you in a fight " "Did they legalize marijuana yet? " __________________ Drink your vaccine and let's shrink And bring your poodle so it doesn't eat us The roads will be so wide No traffic jams when we're half a foot tall Bring what you need down here We'll shrink it all by microwave Don't wanna die like dinosaurs We'll have enough resources to go round

#10 (permalink) 08-11-2002, 11:10 AM
RazorRy The Funky Homosapien Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 208	i dunno i remember one time i was high and a cop pulled my ass over and told me i didnt have my lights on....... so i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks.........then i drove off while he was jus staring at me.......i think he wanted to give me a ticket or somethin........oh well __________________ "And yes I do believe in god because i keep coming across all these fine women with low self-esteem."-- SluG check out our forums.... http://www.hiphopnexus.cjb.net

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#11 (permalink) 08-14-2002, 06:09 PM
HighAztec _-ºWA§TED+§OLDIERº-_ Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 233	lol yo this is outta tha topic some how but it does have to do with cops....i was watching that one show cops and they pulled this one dude over and he was high n all n he made no attempt whatsoever to hide the fact that he was high (he must of been high) i mean he told the officer strait out u kno what im high i just got off work...etc. u kno being real so the cops all talking into the camera about how hes shocked the dude didnt hide it n all how that was koo and i think thats cool the suspect made all the potsmokers look gooooood and plus u kno how that one quote goes: "ALWAYS PROVIDE MORE THAN WHAT PEOPLE EXPECT" so i dunno just a thought....back to my bongz.. GROWW ONN-peace o u t __________________ "Mexican american's dont like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear brown contacts to make his blue eyes brown and dont it make my brown eyes blue" Cheech Marin The seal and the constitution reflect the thinking of the founding fathers that this was to be a nation by white people and for white people native Americans browns blacks and all other nonwhite people where to be the burden bearers for the real citizens of this nation...MLK Jr. Last edited by HighAztec; 08-14-2002 at 06:11 PM.