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cowboysaxman · #1 (**permalink**) 06-16-2002, 10:46 PM

Top ten things you'll never hear a dad say.

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll
have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll
be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain
hostile attitude. I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO
CRAZY!!

6. Of course I don't care if you get High, roll me one while you're at it.

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend.
You might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car.
Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know--
that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a
mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof
without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and
let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of
money for you to spend.

1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry
about that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it.
But they don't mean it)

TheBear · #2 (**permalink**) 06-18-2002, 06:13 PM

that's just about right. I'm a dad, and I wouldn't say those things. I might be willing to turn a blind eye to a few of them...come to think of it, I don't think no. 6. is right, I might actually say that some day.

Bud Head · #3 (**permalink**) 06-19-2002, 12:59 AM

LMAO i believe you have this down pat!!!!!

snoopdogg420 · #4 (**permalink**) 06-26-2002, 12:31 AM

My dad WOULD say 5 and 6

stevieponiczz · #5 (**permalink**) 06-28-2002, 11:24 PM

ha ha ha

sooo true

STKid333 · #6 (**permalink**) 06-30-2002, 06:27 AM

ok i know for a fact that my dad has said number 6. not to me but to my brother. so u might want to change it just a little

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#1 (permalink) 06-16-2002, 10:46 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,699	Top 10 things you'll never hear a Dad say Top ten things you'll never hear a dad say. 10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!! 6. Of course I don't care if you get High, roll me one while you're at it. 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies--ya know-- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh -- don't worry about that. It's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don't mean it) __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#2 (permalink) 06-18-2002, 06:13 PM
TheBear Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 9	that's just about right. I'm a dad, and I wouldn't say those things. I might be willing to turn a blind eye to a few of them...come to think of it, I don't think no. 6. is right, I might actually say that some day.

#3 (permalink) 06-19-2002, 12:59 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	LMAO i believe you have this down pat!!!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

#4 (permalink) 06-26-2002, 12:31 AM
snoopdogg420 Young Blazer Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 37	? My dad WOULD say 5 and 6 __________________ Smoke weed every day!!

#5 (permalink) 06-28-2002, 11:24 PM
stevieponiczz Snoochie Boochies Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 442	ha ha ha sooo true

#6 (permalink) 06-30-2002, 06:27 AM
STKid333 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 60	ok i know for a fact that my dad has said number 6. not to me but to my brother. so u might want to change it just a little

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