GROCERY STORE
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, the
other is four. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from
the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
The nine-year-old replies, "Nope, not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, they must be for your sister
then?"
The nine year old says, "Nope, not for my sister either."
By this time, the cashier was curious. "Oh. Well, if they're
not for your mom and they're not for your sister, who are
they for?"
The nine year old says, "They're for my four-year-old little
brother."
The cashier is surprised. "Your four-year-old little brother?"
So the nine year old explains, "Well yeah, they say on TV
if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and
my little brother can't do either of them!"
