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cowboysaxman · #1 (**permalink**) 06-11-2002, 02:43 PM

The greatest Country-Western song titles of all time!

* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else
Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking
My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face
From Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Big Poppa Puff · #2 (**permalink**) 06-12-2002, 07:09 PM

I'm losing my mind, one Oz. at a time

cowboysaxman · #3 (**permalink**) 06-12-2002, 08:06 PM

Good one BPP, ^5!

smokinokie · #4 (**permalink**) 06-12-2002, 10:48 PM

But you forgot, "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life".

Bud Head · #5 (**permalink**) 06-13-2002, 03:13 AM

LMAO0!!!!!!!!!

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#1 (permalink) 06-11-2002, 02:43 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,699	Funny Country-Western Song Titles! The greatest Country-Western song titles of all time! * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed * Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye * Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure * I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. * I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You * I Wanna Whip Your Cow * I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck * I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy * I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line * If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You * If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will * Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) * My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him * Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill * She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft * She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart * Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone * They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out * When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In * You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too * You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#2 (permalink) 06-12-2002, 07:09 PM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,278	I'm losing my mind, one Oz. at a time __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...

#3 (permalink) 06-12-2002, 08:06 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,699	Good one BPP, ^5! __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#4 (permalink) 06-12-2002, 10:48 PM
smokinokie BaldHippeeRedneck Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bewilderment near the State of Confusion Posts: 1,423	What's scary is I know most of these! But you forgot, "How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life". __________________ There is no darkness, only an absence of light.

#5 (permalink) 06-13-2002, 03:13 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	LMAO0!!!!!!!!! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

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