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Old 06-10-2002, 12:59 AM
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Talking A Woman's Want List

What I Want in a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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Old 06-10-2002, 01:06 AM
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Call me when your 42 LMAO. Bald head remember??

I like that list!


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Old 06-11-2002, 01:33 PM
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Re: Re: A Woman's Want List

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a few revisions need to be made to reflect my own personal version.
What Amanita wants in a man--at any age in life
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Brings in a steady cash flow from ANY source
shit cancel the last one and replace it with a steady dope supply and l,am ya man, honey .have a great day my friend
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Old 06-13-2002, 06:33 AM
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yeah but you gotta have money so's I can go shopping and buy clothes, munchies, and anything else that buys me instant gratification.

Please he needs to pay the electric bill so I don't burn my fingers lighting a joint in the dark.
laughin ma butt off
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LMAO!!

Women only want what they can't have and if they do get it they don't want it in a short time!!!!!!!

Now men never arre like that. We take what we can get and learn to be happy with what little that is!!!!
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haha that is seriously funny shit!!
nice one!

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Women can be ridiculous, but they are a lot like a marijuana plant-

They look so good before they are mature, and will give you nothing but a headache until they do.

I get tired of the "I want this and that" and then they have it and it's not what they wanted at all after they get it. <-- sign of immaturity

It's a crapshoot though because everyone is different and people wear masks.

Instead of good qualities- it's more important to have luck these days.
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