smoking and usage

gogo · #1 (**permalink**) 04-04-2005, 12:37 PM

This one is funny..and very effective I guess

"Here's a little secret that might piss off credit card companies and potentially get them to stop harassing you with upwards of 20 credit card applications per week. Some people have known this for years, and since a fair amount of people will read this I feel that it's my duty and obligation to share this secret with you, because based on the email I've received, I don't always get the sharpest tools in the shed reading my site (as opposed to the regular tools who read this site). For the slow: I'm saying that you're stupid and wouldn't come up with this idea on your own; pay attention.

There are two types of junk mail that everyone gets: coupons for stupid bullshit that you don't want, and credit card applications for credit to buy stupid bullshit that you don't need. Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive. It's just that simple. Imagine the frustration of credit card companies when they have to spend millions of dollars every year on first-class postage just to open up an envelope and find Pizza Hut coupons inside. The envelopes are intended to be used for "BUSINESS REPLY MAIL," and so use them for their intended purpose. You're sending them valuable money-saving coupons which could mean big savings to credit card companies, and it makes good business sense to use them. Consider it a reply to their business proposition with a business proposition of your own: 35 cents off a large, one-topping pizza. In fact, they should be thanking you for giving them these money-saving opportunities. Or how about sending them credit card applications from other credit card companies? Be creative.

Read the rest here:
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/junk_the_junk.html "

bigo · #2 (**permalink**) 05-01-2005, 11:46 AM

hey man that's a good idea, I've been wwandering how I was gonna get those fockers to leave me alone, thanks.

IGotTheCottons · #3 (**permalink**) 05-02-2005, 02:34 AM

Nice idea... I will certainly have to try this some time

Rep+ for the idea and making me laugh.

broncos420 · #4 (**permalink**) 05-06-2005, 08:43 PM

great idea. i am going to go do that now.

PorkSoda · #5 (**permalink**) 05-11-2005, 09:36 PM

thats hilarious man... genius idea

props^^

IcedHorror · #6 (**permalink**) 05-16-2005, 04:01 AM

hell yea dude your a fucking genius!

chrisluvsaudrey · #7 (**permalink**) 05-16-2005, 05:30 AM

hahahaha..... im so doin that

crestonchic08 · #8 (**permalink**) 05-20-2005, 06:46 PM

thats a great idea

ghockey25 · #9 (**permalink**) 05-26-2005, 03:04 AM

when i read the title i thought of when i was working at an apple orchard. some guy bought like 67 dollars worth of donuts in the shop and i was workign the register so i tell him the total and he hands me his credit card. the guy was like 22 years old and was pretty cool. he hands me his card i scan it through the machine and when the receipts came out i always look at the persons name on the recept and i noticed it said "fuck you". i thought i was seeing shit and so i look at the back of the card and it says fuck you in perfect cursive. i laugghed and the man noticed and told me that when he got his card his rents were worried about identify theft or something like that and so he just wrote fuck you on the back because obviously that is not a very pupular name. it was quite funny.