Is your cat fat???

[cowboysaxman]

--HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT: 10 SIGNS:

--1. Your cat door is retro-fitted with a garage
door opener.

--2. Visitors to your house constantly mistake her
for a beanbag chair.

--3. She waits for the third bowl of food before
getting finicky.

--4. There are fewer calls to the fire department,
but there is a sudden upsurge in broken branches.

--5. He no longer cleans himself unless coated in
Cheese Whiz.

--6. After a fifteen month gestation period, there
are still no kittens!

--7. It's no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

--8. He only catches mice that get trapped in his
gravitational pull.

--9. His enormous tummy keeps your hardwood floors
freshly buffed.

--10. She has more chins than lives.