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cowboysaxman · #1 (**permalink**) 05-31-2002, 11:00 PM

After living in the remote wilderness of Alabama all his life, an old
codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he
remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the
'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't
like his father.

So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious
of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she
searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass,
she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with!!"

#2 (**permalink**) 06-01-2002, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by cowboysaxman
After living in the remote wilderness of Alabama all his life, an old
codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores
he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he
remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the
'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't
like his father.

So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the
fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious
of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she
searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass,
she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with!!"

judging by the jokes you been telling ,ya gotta be at least 75 years old

.....is that you willie???

Mickey.T · #3 (**permalink**) 06-01-2002, 02:10 PM

i'd love to know where you find all these great jokes !

Peace
T

cowboysaxman · #4 (**permalink**) 06-01-2002, 05:27 PM

I get most from e-mail subscriptions, I'll post a few links soon!!

Just had my 46th critter, ya forgot already!!! STML!! lol

Big Poppa Puff · #5 (**permalink**) 06-03-2002, 11:15 PM

I saw that refernce to Alabama in there.......

I got a good one for you but just saving it...

cowboysaxman · #6 (**permalink**) 06-03-2002, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff
I saw that refernce to Alabama in there.......

I got a good one for you but just saving it...

lol, I almost titled the thread, "Another one for BPP", but they're REALLY not personal!!! lol

Just the way I get 'em off the web!!

I saw that "The TIDE" couldn't battle back in the baseball regionals, too bad, I was rootin' for 'em. LSU played some tough ball and succeeded in advancing, but face Rice next, and they're HOT!!

And as for the one you're saving, lol, I'll steal a quote from our English Blades (not them actually) and say:

Fire when ready, Ridley!!!!!

Does it have anything to do with DAMN YANKEES from No. Cal. ??????? lol

Big Poppa Puff · #7 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cowboysaxman

Does it have anything to do with DAMN YANKEES from No. Cal. ??????? lol

Damn Yankees, a most truly horrible rock group consisting of the motor city madman Ted Nugent

AND

Tommy Shaw of Styx, who is originally from Montgomery Alabama. Somebody from montgomery in a group damn yankees, I'll never understand.

cowboysaxman · #8 (**permalink**) 06-04-2002, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Big Poppa Puff
I saw that refernce to Alabama in there.......

I got a good one for you but just saving it...

Oh I see, The one you're saving must be "How to keep a Yankee Moron in suspense!!" lol

Bud Head · #9 (**permalink**) 06-05-2002, 03:13 AM

LMAO

Do ya'll know the differance between a yankee and a damn yankee???

I'll tell ya if ya don't know!

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#1 (permalink) 05-31-2002, 11:00 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,699	Mirror, Mirror!! Country style!! After living in the remote wilderness of Alabama all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with!!" __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#3 (permalink) 06-01-2002, 02:10 PM
Mickey.T Loyal User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: England Posts: 427	LMAO i'd love to know where you find all these great jokes ! Peace T

#4 (permalink) 06-01-2002, 05:27 PM
cowboysaxman Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Nor Cal. Star Posts: 1,699	I Damn sure don't write 'em!! lol I get most from e-mail subscriptions, I'll post a few links soon!! Just had my 46th critter, ya forgot already!!! STML!! lol __________________ Somedays it's just not worth chewing through the straps :smoking O.F.F.F. Sgt of Arms & H.S.S. Life Member

#5 (permalink) 06-03-2002, 11:15 PM
Big Poppa Puff Old School Stoner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Greenbow, Alabama Posts: 3,278	I saw that refernce to Alabama in there....... I got a good one for you but just saving it... __________________ ...what a long strange trip its been...

#9 (permalink) 06-05-2002, 03:13 AM
Bud Head Old School Stoner Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 10,829	LMAO Do ya'll know the differance between a yankee and a damn yankee??? I'll tell ya if ya don't know! __________________ If you can't own a John Deere, just get out of farming..

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