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Old 05-26-2002, 02:05 AM
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Another "Ladies Night Out"

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself
with, so she took off her panties and used them to
clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
" We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never
forget you".

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Old 05-26-2002, 02:50 AM
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Re: Another "Ladies Night Out"

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Originally posted by cowboysaxman
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself
with, so she took off her panties and used them to
clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
" We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never
forget you".


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Old 05-26-2002, 03:51 PM
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Funny :)

I like that one

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