A Womans Guide to Male language patterns!

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*I'm going fishin'*
Means: I'm going to drink myself stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

*It's a guy thing*
Means: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it,and you have no chance at making it logical.

*Can I help with dinner?*
Means: Why isn't it already on the table?

*I was listening to you,It's just I have things on my mind*
Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.

*Take a break Honey, you're working too hard!*
Means:I can't hear the game over the vaccum!

*That's interesting dear*
Means: Are you still talking?

*It would take too long to explain*
Means: I have NO idea how it works.

*I can't find it.*
Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands.

*What did I do this time?*
Means: What did you catch me at?

*I heard you clearly*
Means: I haven't a clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me!

*You know I could never love anyone else!*
Means: No sense in jumping out of the frying pan into the fire!

*You look terrific*
Means: Please don't try on another outfit, I'm starving already!

*I am NOT lost*
Means: No one will ever see us again!

*We share the housework*
Means: I make the mess, she cleans it up!

*You know how bad my memory is*
Means: I remember the theme song to "F-Troop", the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the Vehicle ID # of EVERY car I ever owned, but forgot Mother's day, our anniversary, and your birthday!

*I was thinking of you, and just had to buy these roses for you!*
Means: The girl selling them on the corner was a real Babe! : :