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Old 05-10-2002, 10:19 AM
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Genuine Excerpts From Letters Sent To Landlords:
1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
2. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
3. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
4. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
5. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
6. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
7. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
8. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
9. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
 
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Old 05-11-2002, 02:42 AM
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LMAO!!
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Old 05-11-2002, 04:15 AM
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#4 cracks me up.
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Old 05-13-2002, 03:39 PM
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LOL! good stuff
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:41 PM
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this was funny


Thought this could use some resurrecting
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Old 05-15-2007, 10:39 AM
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exactly 5 years later?

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Old 05-22-2007, 06:36 AM
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Wow, how old is grasscity?
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:03 AM
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7 years old, I believe.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:28 AM
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7 years old, I believe.
Yeah... It'll be 7 in June
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:43 PM
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what date in june? my b-day is in june!
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:08 PM
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what date in june? my b-day is in june!
Whoops... That's supposed to be July... Sorry about that

July 21, 2000 is superjoint's registration date, so I assume that's when the forums went online...
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:34 PM
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I just got done writing a letter to my landlord....
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Old 05-22-2007, 07:05 PM
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I just got done writing a letter to my landlord....
Was it as funny as the aformentioned?
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