Thats gotta hurt!!!!!

[Bud Head]

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the
>passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady
>stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was
>sexually harassed!"
>
>The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would
>check into it soon.
>
>Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a
>second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I
>believe I was sexually harassed!"
>
>This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers
>had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them,
>to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.
>
>He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath
>the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I
>help you?"
>
>The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can.
>I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located
>it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on
>the side!"

[cowboysaxman]

Good thing he didn't suffer from male pattern baldness!! LOL!!