Pirate Jokes

[Smoke3Joints]

Maybe I'm the only one who finds these funny...

I saw a pirate movie yesterday...
It was rated "Arrr"

What kind of doll did the pirate's daughter have?
Barrrrrrbie

Anybody have any more? Arrrr.

[Smoke3Joints]

Two pirates are sitting in a bar when the most badass pirate ever walks in. The badass pirate has a wooden leg, an eye patch, and a hook.
One of the pirates at the bar is curious. He says, "Aye, matey, how'd ye get the wooden leg?"
The badass pirate says, "Arrrrrgh, I was thrown off a ship and me leg was bitten off by a shark."
Impressed, the pirate at the bar asks, "How'd ye get the hook? Arrr."
The badass says, "Arrrrgh, in a sword fight some bloody bastard cut me hand off."
Still curious, the pirate at the bar asks, "Well, matey, how'd ye get the eyepatch?"
The badass says, "Aye, a seagull pooped in me eye."
The other pirate says, "Arrgh, matey, you mean to tell me that you lost your eye to a seagull?"
The badass says, "Arrrgh, twas me first day with the hook."

[Smoke3Joints]

Some pirates are sitting in a bar when another pirate swaggers in with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants, right at his crotch.
One of the pirates in the bar says, "Aye, matey, did ye know you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?"
The pirate with the wheel says, "Arrrgh, tis driving me nuts!"

[cowboysaxman]

Lmao!!

[KronosX]

Hmmmm. I guess pirate humor is an aquired taste. I'm just not feeling it.

[DaWodin]

lmfao @ driving me nuts