twilight rant

toke_me-away · #1 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 05:19 AM

my mate :fuk those twilight vampires i ant want their fangs neer me, thayll smell me from miles away !!
me: haha thats slak
two hours later we have developed this from that conversation!:

why is it that people think "junkie" when they smell pot or booze on someone? perhaps that person has never touched the stuff?! and they just coincidentally smell like it, anyone could of sat neer them n stunk em up like illegals!

Personally, the reason i always smell like pot is becuz i dont want those motherlicking vampires to get me! if i smell like a human then thayll come and eat me, but if thay whif weed, then thayll think im a plant!

lets see who survives the apocalypse now, BI-TCH!

morange · #2 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 09:44 AM

What?

NYC Diesel · #3 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 10:32 PM

ok i kind of got what you're saying, but what is with the "BI-TCH" part? how the fuck do you even pronounce that?

Cmystic31 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 10:59 PM

New_Grasses · #5 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:01 AM

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Undead · #6 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:22 AM

But the downfall in your pot induced plan is that if you're smoking you're more likely to be attracted to something shiny. At which point the vampire rapes you with his mouth. Even if you bribe him with a joint he'll just get the munchies and snack on your ass anyway. The only way to truly deal with a vampire is with a well placed hadouken!

New_Grasses · #7 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by undead

but the downfall in your pot induced plan is that if you're smoking you're more likely to be attracted to something shiny. At which point the vampire rapes you with his mouth. Even if you bribe him with a joint he'll just get the munchies and snack on your ass anyway. The only way to truly deal with a vampire is with a well placed hadouken!

hahahah!

toke_me-away · #8 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:26 AM

naw fuk undead is right! damit munchies vampires
n bi-tch is pronounced like, i donno i csnt rember how i pronounced it n why... but it was priobly somethng terible that my stoned ass mind decided was kool....

VeiledReality · #9 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 04:39 AM

This thread needs to be taken away to the far reaches of the universe,and disintegrated.

T-bone904 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 05:48 AM

yeah dude new movie trailer ol sparkly ass gonna get his ass MURKED cuz wolfman gonna be on his ass like shit on toilet paper

hippielama · #11 (**permalink**) 11-06-2009, 07:41 AM

man, this twilight craze has drowned the minds of people with its filth. if you wanna read a book on vampires just read Bram Stocker's Dracula, i promise you it is a much better book

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#1 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 05:19 AM
toke_me-away Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52	twilight rant my mate :fuk those twilight vampires i ant want their fangs neer me, thayll smell me from miles away !! me: haha thats slak two hours later we have developed this from that conversation!: why is it that people think "junkie" when they smell pot or booze on someone? perhaps that person has never touched the stuff?! and they just coincidentally smell like it, anyone could of sat neer them n stunk em up like illegals! Personally, the reason i always smell like pot is becuz i dont want those motherlicking vampires to get me! if i smell like a human then thayll come and eat me, but if thay whif weed, then thayll think im a plant! lets see who survives the apocalypse now, BI-TCH!

#2 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 09:44 AM
morange cannabis Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Chelmsford, MA Posts: 184	Re: twilight rant What? __________________

#3 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 10:32 PM
NYC Diesel Cannabis King Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NY Posts: 913	Re: twilight rant ok i kind of got what you're saying, but what is with the "BI-TCH" part? how the fuck do you even pronounce that? __________________ WalMart has killed more people than Marijuana, nice.

#4 (permalink) 11-04-2009, 10:59 PM
Cmystic31 Trancesylvania Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ATL Posts: 4,196	Re: twilight rant __________________ "Whether you think you can or can't, you're right." -Henry Ford

#6 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 12:22 AM
Undead Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 27	Re: twilight rant But the downfall in your pot induced plan is that if you're smoking you're more likely to be attracted to something shiny. At which point the vampire rapes you with his mouth. Even if you bribe him with a joint he'll just get the munchies and snack on your ass anyway. The only way to truly deal with a vampire is with a well placed hadouken!

#8 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:26 AM
toke_me-away Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52	Re: twilight rant naw fuk undead is right! damit munchies vampires n bi-tch is pronounced like, i donno i csnt rember how i pronounced it n why... but it was priobly somethng terible that my stoned ass mind decided was kool....

#9 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 04:39 AM
VeiledReality Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 590	Re: twilight rant This thread needs to be taken away to the far reaches of the universe,and disintegrated.

#10 (permalink) 11-05-2009, 05:48 AM
T-bone904 thug life Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where they hang em an slang em Posts: 358	Re: twilight rant yeah dude new movie trailer ol sparkly ass gonna get his ass MURKED cuz wolfman gonna be on his ass like shit on toilet paper __________________ People round here be talkin bout oh i dont do drugs i cant be held liable for anything well fuck that i smoke all day erryday an if i lived in california id shoot myself in the leg so i could get a chronic strain for my chronic pain

#11 (permalink) 11-06-2009, 07:41 AM
hippielama ferryman on da river styx Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The bay, baby Posts: 63	Re: twilight rant man, this twilight craze has drowned the minds of people with its filth. if you wanna read a book on vampires just read Bram Stocker's Dracula, i promise you it is a much better book __________________ go green and smoke some

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