Men make better friends than women...

smokinp · #1 (**permalink**) 11-03-2009, 10:14 PM

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and the other two said he was still there.

All4Weed · #2 (**permalink**) 11-03-2009, 10:19 PM

i lol'd. my homeboys would have my back like that

VeiledReality · #3 (**permalink**) 11-03-2009, 10:48 PM

YYYEEEA nice.

JV420 · #4 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 08:42 PM

Hahaha, for sure.

DaDego · #5 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokinp

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and the other two said he was still there.

This is why I never had a lot of female friends. It is sad but true.

Even though that joke is funny, it is true. Men lie, period. I know women are known to do soas well...but I just have to say that no matter how big or small, no matter how busted, men just lie...well, the ones I've had in MY life anyway. I try to overlook most of it because I just expect it at this point, but Lord, sometimes I just don't understand why. Must be genetics.

Thanks for sharing that joke! It is funny!!

ziyun · #6 (**permalink**) 11-04-2009, 09:09 PM

I find this to be extremely sexist, but you gotta admit it's funny as hell. Haha, thanks for sharing.

New_Grasses · #7 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaDego

This is why I never had a lot of female friends. It is sad but true.

Even though that joke is funny, it is true. Men lie, period. I know women are known to do soas well...but I just have to say that no matter how big or small, no matter how busted, men just lie...well, the ones I've had in MY life anyway. I try to overlook most of it because I just expect it at this point, but Lord, sometimes I just don't understand why. Must be genetics.

Thanks for sharing that joke! It is funny!!

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k.smith904 · #8 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:11 AM

this is so true.

There's a "guy code" that every male group of friend abides by no matter what.

With women, they'll fuck over their best friend just to flirt with some douchebag at a bar. No loyalty whatsoever,

GirlyS · #9 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:14 AM

I hate females when it comes to friendship. They're sneaky, conniving and vengeful.

I have two best girlfriends and both would lie through their teeth if it came down to saving my ass. The rest are dudes.

And Dadego, every guy I've ever met will definitely lie to keep his ass safe. Even if you KNOW for a fact that they're lying, they'll keep lying their asses of.

k.smith904 · #10 (**permalink**) 11-05-2009, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GirlyS

I hate females when it comes to friendship. They're sneaky, conniving and vengeful.

I have two best girlfriends and both would lie through their teeth if it came down to saving my ass. The rest are dudes.

And Dadego, every guy I've ever met will definitely lie to keep his ass safe. Even if you KNOW for a fact that they're lying, they'll keep lying their asses of.

My girlfriend is the same way with her friends. A few girl co-workers, but the rest are dudes.

And yes, I will continue to lie even if I know I'm caught.

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