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10-29-2004, 02:29 PM
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The most functional English word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.  Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.  You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.  Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.  You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.  You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.  Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.  You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.  You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.  When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!!  <U1:P></U1:P> |
    
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10-29-2004, 09:24 PM
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Oh shit...that was a shitload'o shit
The smilies are sooooo wicked lol
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10-30-2004, 02:40 AM
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Damn.. aint that some shit? That was really cool.. but a shitload to read.. lol.. shit i keep saying shit dont i?
Shit im late for a party! lol |
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11-01-2004, 02:16 AM
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12-16-2004, 07:04 PM
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you can get fuck faced. fuck-out-of-luck can apply but fuck for brains? (lol, some sick fuck would say shit yes!) ..sure can get some fuck together, ..sure can find some place for fuck but fuck or get off the pot? hmmm...could apply, but not the usual meaning of course.. ok, you cant smoke fuck you can buy fuck, hell, sell fuck, and even lose fuck (as I have heard a guy claim before in a club) but to eat fuck? eh... cant really compare knowing shit to fuck now can yea? I KNOW there are lucky fucks, dumb fucks, and crazy fucks. I doobieleave theres a such thing as a bull, horse and chicken fuck exsists.. You cant throw, sling or catch fuck can you? but you can shoot the fuck! ..and duck when the fuck hits the fan is just fucking fun to say  You can give a fuck, but serving fuck on a shingle..doesnt sound the same.. You can find yourself in deep fuck fo sho! or be happier than a pig in fuck, may apply..Some days are colder than fuck, Sure! Some days are hotter than fuck, but for some days to be just plain fuckky? some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. ---fuckin shits gonna win on that one. can you ever have too much fuck? not enough fuck or the right fuck, the wrong fuck or even weird fuck? You cant carry fuck, but maybe have a mountain of fuck (lol why does Budhead come to mind on that one??), and to find yourself up fuck creek without a paddle..is probably OK. well shit, I think the fucking facts have it. and to add another fact, Ive got nothing else to fucking DO except take a shit!
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12-16-2004, 07:27 PM
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12-17-2004, 08:49 AM
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I think fucks main strong point is it's ability to go in a lot of words
In-Fucking-credible Un-fucking-believable Fan-Fuckin-Tastic shit is a great word too though |
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09-22-2005, 01:59 AM
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the fuck thing! me, my school mates, and my professors spent many hours listening to and creating our own verses. My favorite remains "dismissal: why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"
tis a great day to be having a cussing contest with your professor, and win because he stumbled, and ended up spitting out "you fucking... fuck!"
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Pastafarians unite - i'm a recent convert to the church of the flying spaghetti monster "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw |
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10-06-2005, 10:01 AM
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Doorbell Fiesta
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the one thing fuck can do thats funny as shit:
fuck the fucking fuckers. isnt that a noun, verb, & adj all in one sentence?
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