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Old 10-14-2009, 05:21 AM
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say this to a teacher i dare u... i have
tell someone to spell IHOP and then say the word ness right after, try it on sum teachers like i did lmao...
 
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:26 AM
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Re: say this to a teacher i dare u... i have
If I was 5, I'd try it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:34 AM
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OP must be close to that age
 
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:38 AM
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you guys just must not get it... its funny because when you spell out I.H.O.P then say ness really quickly after the P it will sound like the teacher said i ate yo penis get it now???
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:29 AM
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o ate yo peeness
 
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:32 AM
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Re: say this to a teacher i dare u... i have
I don't find this that funny. . . I get it. Just don't think it's funny.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:45 PM
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No, no no.
You gotta be all like "yo teacher, what's under there?" and then your teacher will be all like "Under where?"

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Old 10-14-2009, 01:01 PM
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I thought it was going to be something to say in the middle of class like "I'm going to take off now and go smoke some weed."
 
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:14 PM
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Alpha Kenny One.
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Tell them your name is Ben. Ben Dover.


I'm so funny.
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Old 10-14-2009, 05:30 PM
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nah what you got to ask them is, "hey how do you get to sesame street?...pull down your pants and ask big bird"

lol grade 4 was fun
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:06 PM
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*ring ring* teacher picks up phone: "hello"
nurse: "yes mike hunt was injured so he will be out the rest of the day"
teacher: " you say my cunt is hurt that is quite immature of you nurse"
nurse: no no no mike hunt
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:35 PM
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Cool story bro........pause............Nawt!
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:56 PM
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tell someone to spell IHOP and then say the word ness right after, try it on sum teachers like i did lmao...
Dude. That's hilarious. Ever try stand up? Try it at your third grade talent show!
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:59 PM
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Dude. That's hilarious. Ever try stand up? Try it at your third grade talent show!
haha ur funny
 
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