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Old 11-04-2009, 06:16 PM
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Show this thread to your teacher, i dare you...i have.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:39 PM
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No, no no.
You gotta be all like "yo teacher, what's under there?" and then your teacher will be all like "Under where?"

UNDERWEAR! Get it?!?!
Hahaha
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:06 PM
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dude i got a good one....



you say

" whats green and invisible " ?
- " i dont know what is green and invisible"?
- you hold you your hands in a cupped shape " this cabbage !"





dude thats godda be the funneist thing i have ever said and done while baked
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Old 11-10-2009, 01:26 AM
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Epic fail!
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Old 11-12-2009, 05:09 AM
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your cool.
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Old 11-12-2009, 06:52 PM
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Tell them your name is Ben. Ben Dover.


I'm so funny.

And when you get married your wife will be Eileen. Eileen Dover get it! HAHAHAHA
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That joke is old as fuck and after all these years still fuckin lame.
 
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:00 AM
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Dude, you sucked all the happiness out of the room.


way to go.
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NO, no ,no ,no no. ur supposed to piss em off real bad and say

student: "yo teach!"
Teacher: " what the FUCK do u want want kenny?!"
Student:" i just want you to know... i look up to you"
Teacher"....*walks away*"
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:43 PM
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No, no no.
You gotta be all like "yo teacher, what's under there?" and then your teacher will be all like "Under where?"

UNDERWEAR! Get it?!?!
HAHA, almost as good as the first one
 
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:51 PM
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I thought it was going to be something to say in the middle of class like "I'm going to take off now and go smoke some weed."
that reminds me of a time me and my friend went to the mcdonalds drive thru and the lady asked my friend what he wanted and he goes "leme get 3 mcpickles.. wait whats a mcpickle..? sorry i just smoked 2 beezys and im high as shit" the funny part was the lady was like 60years old.
 
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:44 PM
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NO, no ,no ,no no. ur supposed to piss em off real bad and say

student: "yo teach!"
Teacher: " what the FUCK do u want want kenny?!"
Student:" i just want you to know... i look up to you"
Teacher"....*walks away*"
LMAO done that one time and pissed em the fuck off.
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Old 11-16-2009, 03:58 AM
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damn!! it stinks like updog in here!
What the fuck is updog?
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:27 AM
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Really OP? are u 11?
 
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:30 AM
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that reminds me of a time me and my friend went to the mcdonalds drive thru and the lady asked my friend what he wanted and he goes "leme get 3 mcpickles.. wait whats a mcpickle..? sorry i just smoked 2 beezys and im high as shit" the funny part was the lady was like 60years old.
Hahahahahaha. That's the funniest shit I've heard all day. I'm pretty baked thow but I'm tryin that shit.
 
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