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critter · #1 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 10:13 AM

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgement Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.

Do you know what the letter said?

No? Hmm...

So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??

s0ad05 · #2 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 11:49 AM

aww crap

Mr Skinner · #3 (**permalink**) 10-08-2004, 07:26 PM

Haha...got me

Fëanor · #4 (**permalink**) 10-16-2004, 05:26 PM

I bought my letter on Ebay

It says..."HAHA, SUCKER - God"

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#1 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 10:13 AM
critter Old School Stoner Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the land of oz Posts: 2,764	God's Survey After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. "Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked. "I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions." "Hmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?" "I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgement Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter. "That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people." And so they did. Do you know what the letter said? No? Hmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh?? __________________ smp. smoke more pot

#2 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 11:49 AM
s0ad05 Burn One Down Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 859	aww crap __________________ Signature removed for violation of the signature rules.

#3 (permalink) 10-08-2004, 07:26 PM
Mr Skinner High Society Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,959	Haha...got me __________________ Marijuana doesn't lead to other drugs - it leads to carpentry! Denis Leary

#4 (permalink) 10-16-2004, 05:26 PM
Fëanor Plain Ol' Stoner Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Viva Las Vegas! Posts: 2,983	I bought my letter on Ebay It says..."HAHA, SUCKER - God" __________________ The function of government is to protect me from others. It's up to me, thank you, to protect me from me. - Arthur Hoppe

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